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Obsessions
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Straight Male / 33
Ladder Kink
Hi my name John and I have a... ladder kink. I love all types of ladders. Big, small, step~ Ahem sorry im getting off track. Anyways I guess i should start off where it all began.
It all started when I was 19 and working for my dad, who was a house painter. He was always at other peoples houses, specifically women's houses. Thats probably why my mom divorced my dad, cause she thought he was cheating on her, he was. I was always helping him on the job, only when we would paint houses that belonged to women, because you know, it turned me on. Well, you see, we were painting this one lady's house, she was a total milf, fat tiddies and everything you could imagine. While i was helping my dad paint the room, I got stiff, because the milf lady was just so fucking hot. I couldnt work anymore, who could with a hard-on. I was going to get off the step ladder i was on when i accidentally hit my dick against the side of the ladder. It felt soooo good.
Every since that day, i've humped ladders. I know it sounds weird, but trust me it feels really good. It honestly makes me orgasm pretty quick, quicker than i expect. i like to place a towel on the steps of the ladder in order to have something to rub against so i dont rub myself raw, which has happened quite a few times.
My favorite type of ladder has to be step ladders. Theres just something about them that makes me hard and have the urge to touch myself. I dont know what it is about them, but god they make me fucking cum. My dad doesnt know about my kink for ladders, which is surprising because i lived with him until i was 24. As of now i have over 13 different ladders tucked away in my garage, each of them ive fucked at least twice. Sometimes i like to try and position myself between two and then fuck a third one, mmmm those are the best ones.
Im not entirely sure if i would want to date, mainly because im not sure if my girl would be into getting fucked on a ladder, as thats the only thing that would please me. The thought of fucking anywhere away from a ladder is just displeasuring to me and is a big turn off. I make it my requirement that any girlfriend of mine doesnt mind being fucked on a ladder, not matter what type it is.
Having a ladder kink can be hard, especially when you do a lot of work on the roof and on other peoples roofs. Ive gotten one too many hard-ons when working on the roof, mainly because of the ladder thats underneath me. I once lost all control over myself and unzipped my fly, just so i could rub my stiff hard cock all over the side of the ladder. Luckily for me, no one saw. On a few of my wooden ladders i actually have a couple cum stains on them. I love love loveeee busting fat loads all over my ladders, it makes me feel so much pleasure. In fact, cumming on my ladders has made me turned on again sometimes to the point where i cum again!
Honestly if you dont think im weird, then try it. Humping a ladder is sooo good, please do try it.
It all started when I was 19 and working for my dad, who was a house painter. He was always at other peoples houses, specifically women's houses. Thats probably why my mom divorced my dad, cause she thought he was cheating on her, he was. I was always helping him on the job, only when we would paint houses that belonged to women, because you know, it turned me on. Well, you see, we were painting this one lady's house, she was a total milf, fat tiddies and everything you could imagine. While i was helping my dad paint the room, I got stiff, because the milf lady was just so fucking hot. I couldnt work anymore, who could with a hard-on. I was going to get off the step ladder i was on when i accidentally hit my dick against the side of the ladder. It felt soooo good.
Every since that day, i've humped ladders. I know it sounds weird, but trust me it feels really good. It honestly makes me orgasm pretty quick, quicker than i expect. i like to place a towel on the steps of the ladder in order to have something to rub against so i dont rub myself raw, which has happened quite a few times.
My favorite type of ladder has to be step ladders. Theres just something about them that makes me hard and have the urge to touch myself. I dont know what it is about them, but god they make me fucking cum. My dad doesnt know about my kink for ladders, which is surprising because i lived with him until i was 24. As of now i have over 13 different ladders tucked away in my garage, each of them ive fucked at least twice. Sometimes i like to try and position myself between two and then fuck a third one, mmmm those are the best ones.
Im not entirely sure if i would want to date, mainly because im not sure if my girl would be into getting fucked on a ladder, as thats the only thing that would please me. The thought of fucking anywhere away from a ladder is just displeasuring to me and is a big turn off. I make it my requirement that any girlfriend of mine doesnt mind being fucked on a ladder, not matter what type it is.
Having a ladder kink can be hard, especially when you do a lot of work on the roof and on other peoples roofs. Ive gotten one too many hard-ons when working on the roof, mainly because of the ladder thats underneath me. I once lost all control over myself and unzipped my fly, just so i could rub my stiff hard cock all over the side of the ladder. Luckily for me, no one saw. On a few of my wooden ladders i actually have a couple cum stains on them. I love love loveeee busting fat loads all over my ladders, it makes me feel so much pleasure. In fact, cumming on my ladders has made me turned on again sometimes to the point where i cum again!
Honestly if you dont think im weird, then try it. Humping a ladder is sooo good, please do try it.
