I hated my ex-neighbor. That's why I nailed his wife every chance I got. Not the best looking gal I ever had, but certainly one of the most enthusiastic!
Seems that she didn't care much for him either, because they split up after a few years & both moved to different towns.
Only question at this point is whether the S.O.B. is paying child support on one of mine? When they moved in they had two of "hers" and one of "theirs." She had a little boy about a year after they moved in next door. She never said (we really didn't talk much), but the timing makes it possible that one was mine. God, I hope so! If I'm right, he'll pay another 14 years of support for that kid o' mine. Sweet!!
That's why I didn't mow my lawn the way you liked, asshole! I was too tired from constantly nailing your wife! Hah!!
Seems that she didn't care much for him either, because they split up after a few years & both moved to different towns.
Only question at this point is whether the S.O.B. is paying child support on one of mine? When they moved in they had two of "hers" and one of "theirs." She had a little boy about a year after they moved in next door. She never said (we really didn't talk much), but the timing makes it possible that one was mine. God, I hope so! If I'm right, he'll pay another 14 years of support for that kid o' mine. Sweet!!
That's why I didn't mow my lawn the way you liked, asshole! I was too tired from constantly nailing your wife! Hah!!
