Yes I hate my neighbors. It all started when we moved in, some 3 years ago (feels like an eternity!!), they wanted to be friends...okay, no problem with that. Then `he' started to tell me (I am the female of the house) how his wife and he dont have sex anymore (ugh!! a little too much imformation!!)...apparently she wouldnt...EEEEK!!!! I just ummmed as one does when struggling to rush away. Then the daughter...who by the way is a right pain in the ass constantly leaning over the fence squeaking my name then barraging me with an endless stream of inane questions...declared in front of his wife how her Dad fancied me...OMG!!!!(this straight after we had declined his urging for a gate to be put in the fence between our houses!!) She, the wife, was of course, henceforth cool. Meanwhile my partner and I were ever distancing ourselves in some primordial urge to RUN AWAY!!!! Unfortunately we are now in a no speaking situation... he wont even look at me, `she' of course hates me and what between beating her daughter....(also she regularly screams obscenities at the pair of em...she screams fffing this n that at high volume and stampedes round the house) ....and scowling at me her life is generally full of spite.
They took to snide comments in my hearing range and finally after many events (the child throwing rubbish in my garden, throwing sprouts at my windows ..yes, SPROUTS!!! their four cats excreting in my flowerbeds...I have had such fantasies about drowning these vile bird killing foreigners...., banging on the wall at average tv noise... at any time of the day...honest, (but oh that used to really bug me!!!) it all came to this final impass when one Sunday morning about 9am I got up to make coffee...I opened and shut the cupboard door when this frenzied banging came from the wall next door, I carried on and so did the abuse!!!.....when my boyfriend got up I told him and he went round and told them it had to stop...when he left their house and was walking back home I heard a screaming hell coming from next door, it seemed it had been the child ) this is but a little of the childish grizzling fowlness that are my neighbors.....I truly hate them.
In all seriousness they have succeeded in making me miserable...I feel stressed and actually dont go into my garden when theyre out, they dont make the snide comments anymore but their behaviour changes from average to being very loud and terratorial. They dont know I suffer from anxiety attacks (because I have Epilepsy...its a long story) but theyre killing me!!! So I hate them for that too....I HATE MY NEIGHBORS....

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by Anonymous on Oct 29, 2004 at 4:53 PM

Perhaps you can convince them to move.
They seem, from your desription, to be rather disfunctional; you might be able to speed up the process of their disintegration if you complain to:
a) The social services about the environment they maintain for their daughter,
b) Animal control about the continued cat invasion. You CAN trap the cats (in traps provided by animal control) and then turn them over to said animal control, where they will be kept until the owner shows up to pay a fine and reclaim them. This might convince them to keep their cats in their own yard.
c) Invest in surveillance equippe and obliquely aim it at their entraces.
None of this will really address their unpleasant presence, but might encourage them to seek other lodgings.

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by Anonymous on Oct 30, 2004 at 11:57 AM

Seek other lodgings...I WISH!!! They have been here for 13 years...we only 3, we are the upstarts...apparently!!!! I`m in England by the way and our animal laws are differant. Terrible really. Its that bad that there exist a secret army of gardeners that actually KILL cats, now I do get mad but I wouldnt actually harm them. But since there are no proper fair laws governing these monstrosities they take the law into their own hands.
As for the family issues (her brutality) it wouldnt hold up...honest. Our social services are extremely stretched. As you know we have a big problem with illegal immigrants not to mention refugee`s, then theres drugs...oh god, I could go on but it seems this abuse isnt important at all. No win situation.
Hell....life is unfair. I totally appreciate your reply and am comforted by it...in fact I love this site!!! Its great!!! I hope this Brit is welcome...I feel right at home.
On a lighter note we get out and visit some great places!!

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by Anonymous on Oct 30, 2004 at 1:45 PM

It is good that you get out often, it certainly will take your mind off your dreadful boorish neighbors.
Life is too short to have to dwell next to such madness tho;
I have a friend who is a barrister in the UK with whom I communicate regularly. I'll check and see what remedies might be available & keep you posted.

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by Anonymous on Oct 30, 2004 at 1:53 PM

Haunt them out. Be weirder than they are. Get some of your friends to show up periodically in black robes. Play tapes by Jocelyn Pook and Aleister Crowley at odd hours of the day. Scatter bones around your yard. Put up hexan objects in your windows. Get creatively creepy. Take advantage of the lax system as they do.

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by Anonymous on Oct 31, 2004 at 3:05 AM

LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!
Thats so great!!!!!!! But they think I`m wierd anyway...its the normality you see, freaks em out everytime!!!!!!

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by Anonymous on Oct 31, 2004 at 9:34 AM

Thankyou!!!

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