Sex Confession #5190 | Adult Confessions

- I Hate My Neighbor -

i live in this one neighborhood for over 12years...Everyone keeps to themselves or is friendly...I live in a house all by myself and i too keep to myself ...well until this one family moves in next door to me (and its a cop family i may add)...i thought this family would be an okay family..at first they seemed nice..but i was so wrong...for the pass year all they do is come to my house and complain about everything..they complain about my gutter (which fell after our town had a hurricane)...i'm sorry i couldnt get it fix right away..they complained about my pool cover having too much water on top of it...(i would think there would be a lot of water on it when it just rained for 2 weeks straight)...there are soo many examples...
See i DONT complain when all of their S#*@t is eveywhere or thier rugrats are running on my lawn or driveway...and after the hurricane WHO paid and fixed the fence ME...they DID NOT PAY one cent for that fence to be fixed!!! nor did they offer...

Now this pass week they came over my house and complained that a plastic cover in my backyard was making too much noise and i better handle it (this pass week there were 2 days which was very very very windy)...
so now i'm like F*&K YOU!!
i think i've been a good neighbor...
now i'm like GAME ON BITCH!!
I'm sooo tired of all that family's bulls*!t
it seems like they are ALWAYS trying to find something about my house to complain about or report...they are a bunch of a$$Holes!! And I'm SICK of it!! i don't give a F&#* if its a cop family...i know HATE is a strong word..but i think in this situation i can say i F&*KING HATE THEM!!!! with out any regrets....
NOW i want to get back at them WITHOUT doing anything ILLEGAL...i noticed they have a DIRECTV close to my fence..and I WANT TO KNOW IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO MESS WITH THEIR RECEPTION WITHOUT TOUCHING IT OR DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL WITH IT?? HELP ME GET BACK AT MY F$*&KED UP NEIGHBORS!!!
if anyone else has any more suggestions to get back at my dickhead neighbors let me know...

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# 5190 - by Anonymous / October 18, 2005

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by Anonymous on Oct 18, 2005 at 7:01 PM

I really dont know...I have friked up neighbors that r prolly worse than yours!! Just deel i guess....
if i think of anythin later ill post

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by Anonymous on Oct 20, 2005 at 12:59 PM

You have three options. First, there is no such thing as a hands-off approach. You have to be willing to step into the legal fray of possibly getting caught if you want to get back at them. But I caution you strongly against even trying to fuck with his family because yes, he is a cop, and even if he doesn't come back at you, the police department and any other friends of his that work for the city will come after you and they will find any reason they can to get you into trouble. Second, you just ignore them and try to just block out their petty bullshit and annoyances until you finally go postal one day. And third, you sell your house and move. Other than that, you can't really get at them in any way without the possibility of being caught.

by Anonymous on Oct 20, 2005 at 4:40 PM

Gotta agree. You are fucked.

by Anonymous on Oct 22, 2005 at 6:57 PM

DAMN MAN, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.... THEY REALLY SOUND LIKE ASSHOLES, HERES MY SUGGESTION, DO A BURN OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS HOUSE, THEN LIGHT DOGSHIT ON FIRE, THEN HAVE YOUR KIDS RUN IN HIS YARD, THEN TOLIET PAPER HIS HOUSE, THEN AN ASS KICKIN IF THAT DOESNT WORK. HEY I FEEL YOUR PAIN MAN :( GOOD LUCK!

ANG

by Anonymous on Oct 30, 2005 at 12:50 PM

my suggestion is find an exotic pet shop, buy garter snakes, and let them loose on his property, chances are his wife will freak, and the more you release the quicker she will want to move, if that doesn't appeal to you, then I would suggest a high pitch whistle,(used for dogs) from radio shack, that you can play when you are not home, it is inaudible but will give them pounding headaches, over time they will decide it is the house that is making them sick, and then move, if that seems too drastic, get a carbon monoxide detector, and set it off frequently.. they will think they are at risk, and again them maybe they will move.

by Anonymous on Oct 30, 2005 at 6:55 PM

I'd build a garden right next to their property, but you will need to "fertilize" it well with shit. Leave it set for at least 2 weeks, then add more to it. Since you live in the south, the summer heat will cook it to perfection. You'll have your windows closed since the air will be on, but every time they come outside, they'll gag. If all else fails, throw shit on the dish. They should have fun cleaning it off to watch TV. Have fun!

by Anonymous on Nov 1, 2005 at 1:35 PM

I know it's hard, but just try to live your life and don't worry about them. Can you add on to your fence so that you never have to see or hear them, and so their kids can't come on your property? I don't understand why they're concerned about water being on your pool cover. What does that have to do with them? Good luck! I hope your situation gets better soon!

by Anonymous on Nov 7, 2005 at 9:29 PM

i dont know why they care so much about the water on my pool cover. thanks for the support...it just sucks

by Anonymous on Nov 8, 2005 at 9:07 AM

Maybe they're concerned about West Nile. Stagnant water becomes a mosquito breeding area.

by Anonymous on Nov 9, 2005 at 8:28 AM

With your neighbor belonging to the most closely-knit, heavily armed, and POWERFUL gang in any given town or city, it's TOUGH or downright IMPOSSIBLE to "get back" at them.

It is even more difficult than contending with a rancorous neighbor who is a lawyer or a member of city council....

Even if you can get them into court on a harrasment beef - you gotta KNOW they are going to get back at you, probably in the most expensive and embarrasing and most - ummmmm, "unblamable" way possible - and GOOD LUCK trying to get any other cops to ever help you in ANY WAY.......

Faced with a similar dilemma, I think I would conceed the point, clean up the house as well as possible and move.

Sooner the better.

by Anonymous on Nov 9, 2005 at 10:54 AM

Exactly. I'd clean up and move too. There's probably nothing else you can do.

by Anonymous on Nov 26, 2005 at 1:25 PM

In french we say "La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid." It means that if you plan to get a revenge at someone, do it after things cool down and everyone has
forgotten. Move out. They surely won't. Wait six month, or a year. Now it is time to make them pay. Get yourself black clothes and sneak in his yard at night. You can do what you want to do. Brake/sabotate/disable/steal (fuck ?) their DirectTV. If you are very mean, you can buy yourself a couples of Tarantulas (or scorpio or rats but). I'd choose spiders because most poeples are afraid of them. Sneak near the house by moving in the shadows. Try a spot (windows, door, garage) and let your spiders (2-3 would be nice because 15 spiders sould look suspicious) enter the house.

Eventualy, they'll see the monsters in their bat and they'll like it.....

My cousin here has a even more evil idea.
Try to get your hand on some cockroach and spread the house.
This is very evil.

If you like it bloody, you could get your hand on a
dead animal head. But that's weird.
I once got myself on a dead pig's head.
I sneaked one night near a pool and dropped the head.
The man who found the head the next morning did not
beleive it! That's very bloody and weird.

If you are afraid of being caught while inserting such creature in their house, pay someone that won't cheat you
to do it.

Use your imagination.

If you waited enough time, they never suspect you.
Try to be kind with them on or two month before you go,
they forget you faster because peoples most of time remember their enemies instead of their allies.
Now : La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid".

by Anonymous on Dec 6, 2005 at 4:54 AM

Get a spray bottle and fill it with salt water. Take walks at night and go up and spray it on their car every night. After about a month the car will have rust spots all over it and be valueless. They will never have a clue why their car got rusty.

by Anonymous on Dec 6, 2005 at 4:48 PM

That's a good idea! Does it really work?

by Anonymous on Dec 7, 2005 at 6:44 AM

Sure it works, unless the surface has been recently waxed, or it is a fairly new car, which still has a viable clear coat.

Then, of course, there is always the high likelihood of someone witnessing the vandalism (or simply bearing false witness, knowing full well whom is responsible for the damage) and coming forward at the hearing. Or, there is the possibility they are recording movements around their house and vehicles with a hidden vidcam....

Then you get to pay for the repair and new paint and whatever damages and fines get added into the mix.

Reality can be a real drag.

by Anonymous on Dec 13, 2005 at 11:04 AM

act like he turns you on and come on to him but be pretending. Then go to your apartment and have sex with him but have a hidden camera. Edit the pictures and make copies and scatter them around the neighborhood.

by Anonymous on Jan 8, 2006 at 5:35 AM

Start documenting everything. Dates, times, and complaints. Do not engage in conversation. If they start talking to you just shut the door. Home Depot sells cameras for your door so you can see outside when you're in the house. Have someone hook it up to your TV or to a VCR and tape when they are out.

Do not tell anyone what you are up to, AT ALL!

All on the same day or two....

Take your tapes and complaint log to the sherriffs office and get a restraining order to keep them from harassing you. Copy the pages in the book and send a really nice letter to the police chief, and the mayors office. Make them a copy of the restraint order "make harassment your charge". Find a lawyer who hates cops and tell your neighbor if he has any complaints to speak to your attorney.

Trust me it will end.

See if the ACLU has any scum sucking lawyers in your neighborhood. Oh yeah, also take your proof to the local papers with pictures and "look really pathetic" when you go. Democrats love that shit and I hate bad cops. Soon you will see just how quiet it gets. He can't do a thing unless he has proof of noise and stuff.

by Anonymous on Jan 8, 2006 at 5:37 AM

lol ha that one is great.But what if this is a guy....ewwwwww

by Anonymous on Jan 31, 2006 at 9:18 PM

Save your vomit the next time you are ill and then freeze it. Mail it to them priority mail. By the time they get it, it should be very ripe and thawed out. Or you could collect dogshit and mail it to them. Make the package look real pretty so they will think someone is thinking of them. Imagine their faces when they get the box unwrapped. Spell assholes on their grass with bleach. I really feel for you. I have a similar situtation myself.

by Anonymous on Jun 20, 2006 at 3:45 PM

i feel for you i have a similar situation with my neighbors, he is not a cop, but he calls them for every little thing!And the cop who comes here is a real dick and he will get his too!! Any info on getting even with a dickhead cop? A bit of info NEVER call the cops for a neighborhood dissagreement, they are useless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good luck

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