My neighbor has the only dog on our street, and he lets it out to do its business. Unfortunately, he chooses my yard. I had asked the neighbor t not let him loose, but he wouldn't do it. I even took pictures of the dog pooping in my yard. Still, more dog poop.
Well, one night I put on rubber gloves and picked up a handfull of droppings. I smeared it on the outside of his house door handle, and under his car door handle.
The next morning I got up and stood by my window as he left for work. He walked out, shut the door, and started cussing. He went inside, came out with towels and cleaned the door knob.
Then he went to open his car door. Another surprise!!
He was really screaming expletives now!!
After he left, I laughed my butt off. He now puts his dog on a tie out.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 3, 2006 at 11:18 PM

You're an ass.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 4, 2006 at 2:29 AM

Why is that poster an ass? Why should they have to put up with crap in their yard? Or were you the one that got crap on your door handles?

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by Anonymous on Jan 4, 2006 at 9:11 AM

because animals crap and if your house is outdoors at all your bound to have an animal crap in your yard at some point! Get over it, it's fertilizer if anything. If anything move some where you have no neighbors, when you move into a neighborhood you have to learn to be a little tolerant of your neighbors otherwise you are always going to have some feud going on and who wants that drama.

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by Anonymous on Jan 5, 2006 at 11:39 AM

TIME is the big dog wot bites in this form of -- -ah, --- retribution.

He will get you back, and suddenly you're living in Palestine - - or IraK. Tag with bigger and bigger bombs....

Who will be the first to use suicide bombers?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 17, 2006 at 11:23 AM

I dunno, I think it was pretty cool...hahahahaha!!!

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by Anonymous on Jan 7, 2007 at 6:42 AM

I agree with you 100%. The guy could have at least offered to clean it up out of her yard though. But like you said, you have to put up with a little bit of "shit" when you have neighbors, or you will be at war all of the time. No one wins... it's just on going misery.

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