Well, one night I put on rubber gloves and picked up a handfull of droppings. I smeared it on the outside of his house door handle, and under his car door handle.
The next morning I got up and stood by my window as he left for work. He walked out, shut the door, and started cussing. He went inside, came out with towels and cleaned the door knob.
Then he went to open his car door. Another surprise!!
He was really screaming expletives now!!
After he left, I laughed my butt off. He now puts his dog on a tie out.


