Not nice to take the lords name in vain.
sounds like your masturbating is the problem not the neighbor
why only on the floor ...how about his ass being a nice place
He's just a lonely old fellow who probably can't do for himself anymore.
Anyway, if you didn't masturbate 59 times a day...
I agree, I was actually wondering what were the odds of this guy "always" interupting him while he was masturbating. Thats a lot of masturbating time, what a looser.
he probably starts beating off when he sees his neighbor coming to his house. the old guy gets him going!
You can't be serious? Man, you need another hobby...
You should take a shit, mix it in Brownies, and give them to your neighbor as a nice gesture. Make sure you use a really loose shit, you might even take a little exlax first that way it will mix better. It's a nasty trick, don't put too much shit in it just enough to get him sick but so he doesn't notice the taste. Probably about 1/3 of a normal turd for 1 pan of brownies works best. Use a little piss instead of water too. Maybe 1/3 piss to 2/3's water. If he keeps coming over keep making shit brownies and giving them to him..Eventually hill stop coming over.
My neighbor is harrassing me and spying on me as well. He knocks on my door and window and is a peeping tom. I called the police and took out a complaint against him. He is not allowed on my property ever. In the evenings (2x) he came over (I am sure it was him) and he knocked on my window and door and ran away. I was scared to look outside. There are a lot of sick people out there. Why did I have to move next to one of them? In my state you have to also write a letter of no-trespass. A lot of good that will do at 9:30 at night when no one can see. I will light up the porch and back yard and he will probably still do the same. His wife has to know of his illness. I try to ignore it but still I will have to move away sometime (soon).
