My neighbor thinks she's sooo hot. What she doesn't realize is that she has a face like a monkey (Sorry to insult monkeys here) She's had way too much sun so that her skin is leathery with deep lines. She has an okay body but when she turned around and you see that monkey face - YIKES!!! It's hard to keep eye contact with her she's so ugly anfd I just want to laugh and make monkey sounds and throw her a banana! She's always strutting around thinking that she's really something. She doesn't realize that she's stepped into a bucket of ugly

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by Anonymous on Oct 29, 2006 at 10:26 PM

Just because you're hippo size and cute, I'd go with monkey face anytime.

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by Anonymous on Oct 30, 2006 at 9:32 AM

Yeah, but if I was hippo size, I could loose weight - ugly is forever! :o)

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by Anonymous on Oct 30, 2006 at 10:54 PM

Yeah but you still have the flab, and makeup does wonders for ugly, sides, I'm ugly too.

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by Anonymous on Oct 31, 2006 at 10:27 AM

why do you say your ugly?

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by Anonymous on Nov 3, 2006 at 3:59 PM

lol, wow.

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by Anonymous on Nov 14, 2006 at 2:32 PM

I have one of those neghbors too. If you see her from the back you would think she is hot, but when you see her face it scares the shit out of you! She has this cackle for a laugh and she chews gum like a cow chewing it's cud. Plus she keeps the outside of her house a mess. She still has a wreath on her door from last Christmas and two hanging baskets with dead dlowers in them from last SUMMER! I'd like to put her house up for sale.

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by Anonymous on Nov 15, 2006 at 5:03 PM

I think you're talking about MY neighbor. Nice neighborhood, everyone does their lawns, etc, except this one house with the junk bikes, old toys everywhere, brown lawn. He's a lazy shit and she is nothing but white trash with three kids from three different guys.

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