Just because you're hippo size and cute, I'd go with monkey face anytime.
Yeah, but if I was hippo size, I could loose weight - ugly is forever! :o)
Yeah but you still have the flab, and makeup does wonders for ugly, sides, I'm ugly too.
why do you say your ugly?
lol, wow.
I have one of those neghbors too. If you see her from the back you would think she is hot, but when you see her face it scares the shit out of you! She has this cackle for a laugh and she chews gum like a cow chewing it's cud. Plus she keeps the outside of her house a mess. She still has a wreath on her door from last Christmas and two hanging baskets with dead dlowers in them from last SUMMER! I'd like to put her house up for sale.
I think you're talking about MY neighbor. Nice neighborhood, everyone does their lawns, etc, except this one house with the junk bikes, old toys everywhere, brown lawn. He's a lazy shit and she is nothing but white trash with three kids from three different guys.