Only a juvenile asshole would actually go to a website and post a message to tell someone to "grow up". How about playing "adult" for just one moment.
Maybe it's the shine off your "badge" that is apparently so bright it's distorting your vision of reality! Believe me, we know what you're really like and your screwed up theory of us trying to be your friends would be the FURTHEST intentions for either of us. I'd rather count every blade of grass in this neighborhood before I found myself bored enough to even glance your way.
The real problem is that you're just a selfish jerk and ALL of us other neighbors ALL around you see that. By way, your dog shitting in the middle of everyone's yard is going over like a lead balloon. Way to be neighborly!
Go play with yourself.