What are you trying to say? You didn't say what she has done to make you feel this way.
Are you the one that posts all these I've got this crazy neighbor stories?
ok- here is an idea. One day, when she is not home, but one of her CARS is home, call a towing company and tell them that you live at her address and that you need your car towed. Just lie and give her name and address etc... and tell them that you aren't home, but you really need them to take it. give them the description and make up some other shit. my brother did this once and it was priceless!!!
Oooooooooooohhh, yeah. That'll work....................................................... .............................. .............................. .
Everyone knows tow truck companies are composed of a bunch of illiterate hillbillies, totally ignorant of the potential liabilities of would-be pranksters.
Why don't you just ring their doorbell and run away. They'll never know who did it.
let me get this straight -- your neighbor drives a yellow car & that pisses you off. yeah. like *that*"s a good reasoh to hate someone.
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Why don't you be a nice friendly neighbor and paint her car for you as a surprise? I bet you can come up with some prettier colors for it. :)
I like your thinking! I LOVE to paint! It's not about her car, it's...everything about her. Sorry I didn't elaborate on why I hate her. Some people go into too much detail, but she's truly a thorn in my side. We all have our good and bad points but she is the exception. She's just a piece of shit. My only hope is that she gets in that piss-yellow car and drives off a cliff. Maybe I'll add some nice orange racing stripes to the sides Halloween night - thanks for the suggestion!