My neighbors are retarded.

I live upstairs in a house turned into an apartment. The people downstairs are very inconsiderate and rude. It's like they've never lived in an apartment before!

This lady has 2 kids, one half-Indian and one half-Black. She is a fat tub of lard who doesn't know how to speak, she simply screams. She's never home and the kids (who are like 11 and 16) are horrible! In the morning before school they play loud rap music with the bass on high. This is 6 a.m., mind you! Every time any one of them comes or goes they have to slam their door as hard as possible, making the plaster fall off of my ceiling and my pictures fall off the wall. After school the kids bring all their little friends around and sit on MY stairs and laugh and cuss at each other! Why the fuck don't they go into the apartment then?

At night they have the TV on super loud and the mom snores so loud I have to turn our TV up just to cover the sound. My husband and I have gone down there numerous times to "Please keep the music down" or "Could you guys stop yelling, please? It's 2 am." And they are rude every time!

The mom is like 40 and my husband and I are in our early twenties. We've got more consideration than this old bitch and her kids do! We quietly climb the stairs and shut our door WITHOUT slamming it, we never have the TV or music too loud, and we certainly don't sit down in the hallway laughing and yelling!

Our landlords are very respectable people, so you'd think they would do something about it. No. They say, "Well, call the police." Are you serious? The lady downstairs is probably fucking the entire police force! What the hell are they gonna do, arrest their piece of ass? Yeah right.

And now we've heard that they're telling people around town how "rude" WE are! What the hell? How is being considerate and expecting others to do the same RUDE?!

My husband and I are ready to break our lease and just move with our parents until we can afford to make the security deposit on a house WAY WAY WAY out in the country!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 1, 2007 at 12:59 PM

If she is as bad as you say, then when she tells everyone in town how rude YOU are don't you think they already have her number and wouldn't believe anything that she says? If you like where you live, stick to your guns and drive HER out. Call the polive everytime she farts, snores, yells, plays the TV or music loud. Also - save, save save your $$$$ and get out of Dodge as soon as it is convenient for you and your husband to do so! Unfortunatley, apartment living has its pros and cons, youi never know what your going to end up living with. Good luck!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 1, 2007 at 11:10 PM

Thanks, I'll try! I agree, living in an apartment really sucks. It's our first, and we sure did learn our lesson! :)

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 2, 2007 at 1:24 AM

NoNoNO, please don't move out in the country, we've got enough of your kind moving out here now. But if you do happen to move out into the country, the first time you make the remark that your neighbors are fucking the whole police force, you won't see another sunrise sister.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 2, 2007 at 5:47 AM

Whoa. Relax, psycho.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 2, 2007 at 5:55 AM

i agree u shouldn't move out into the country, those people are all pigs and no doubt worse than your neighbors now. all country people think they are better than everyone else, when in reality they are just people who like incest and child porn. i agree with that one person, who said you shouldn't move out into the country, they probably just want more space to molest their kids with! trust me and stay at home with your vodka.

or better yet stop posting questions on here. some of these stupid fucks can't help people with their problems, they just jump all over there shit.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 3, 2007 at 1:07 AM

And you should know, being my neighbor and all, tell them about you and my sheep, and why my dog gets a hard on when he sees you.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 3, 2007 at 1:50 AM

If your dog gets all excited, it has nothing to do with me, pal. I live in Hawaii, which is not exactly the country. I have never even seen a sheep! ;)

Seriously though, for the original poster, just wait until you can move out. It could ruin your credit to just take off and leave like that, or your landlords could even take you to court. Gotta be careful with leases.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 8, 2007 at 4:14 PM

You would think moving out to the country "away" from everyone would solve your problem...I know I did. But the country comes with a whole other set of problems.

Yeah, if you move to the country you won't hear your neighbor snoring anymore, but now you'll hear your neighbor on his tractor at all hours of the night or the 50 dogs they own barking for hours on end. You need to be able to afford about 20 acres to get totally away from the rude people.

And I know, no matter how nice you are the other people will always say you were rude. It's a no win situation.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 8, 2007 at 6:43 PM

Your neighbor is makeing a living with that tractor growing stuff to feed your fat bitching mouth, why don't you move to some third world country.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 11, 2007 at 9:08 PM

See a lawyer.

Record the disturbances.

Call the cops.

If this fails... get loud speakers and place them on the floor. Buy classic music and play it. Ride of the Valkyries would be great.

Drill a small hole. Buy something that will allow to hear them. Use the info you get.

Pipe in bugs through the hole.

BUY A BIG DOG>

Get Mace.

Cut their wires, pipes.

Place a hole in your plumbing so that it leaks down into their ceiling.

Place a nail under their tire.

SEND THEM EVERY magazine collect. In fact anything you can to their house.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 19, 2007 at 9:15 AM

LOL! Good ideas! :)

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