Trash moved in next to me last summer. Their front yard resembled a motorcycle junk yard. They had loud parties constantly.
The one thing that I noticed was that his wife was the real jelous type.
Finally, last month I got even for all the trash, beer bottles, and messy dogs in my yard from them.
I hired a skanky stripper for his birthday. He had fun until his wife came home and caught them in a lap dance.
Darn the luck. She kicked him out and moved back to mama.