Straight Male / 46
The Unknown Celebrity
I found a phone in the park with a bright case, and being the pervert that I am, took it home and searched through it. Just music and a few tame pics, and it was obviously something that had been passed down and was being used to surf the net and listen to music.
I removed the sim card and wiped it and set it up for wifi only, and then loaded the browser with amateur and MILF porn, along with a gallery of completely cropped and unidentifiable porn pics of my wife that go from tame and tasteful, to graphic and dirty. She's a typical mom, a little heavy set because of her age, but she looks like 90% of the moms and wives in our neighborhood.
There is an easement behind our house that splits the block, and it's a common thoroughfare for the teens. It is where they sneak off to to smoke, and it's where all the mischief happens. I wiped all the prints and dirtied it up, and made sure it had a full charge before sneaking back there in the early morning and dropping it several houses away behind a house with a wife that is built very different from mine.
Just as expected, the teens are spending a lot more time back there, roaming the easement and trying to figure out who they have naked pics of. I enjoy watching them stand at my fence scrolling through the pics and trying to figure out if it's MY wife they have, and I think I've created a group of window peepers. They can't figure it out, and one of them even asked me if I lost a phone, to which I very comfortably pulled mine out and said "No?"
Naked pics of my wife are out in the wild in my neighborhood, and I'm guessing that every teenage boy in the area has now enjoyed seeing her naked. They don't know, and neither does she, and I'm noticing that they are all being very friendly to all the neighborhood wives that might be the naked mom in the pics.
I removed the sim card and wiped it and set it up for wifi only, and then loaded the browser with amateur and MILF porn, along with a gallery of completely cropped and unidentifiable porn pics of my wife that go from tame and tasteful, to graphic and dirty. She's a typical mom, a little heavy set because of her age, but she looks like 90% of the moms and wives in our neighborhood.
There is an easement behind our house that splits the block, and it's a common thoroughfare for the teens. It is where they sneak off to to smoke, and it's where all the mischief happens. I wiped all the prints and dirtied it up, and made sure it had a full charge before sneaking back there in the early morning and dropping it several houses away behind a house with a wife that is built very different from mine.
Just as expected, the teens are spending a lot more time back there, roaming the easement and trying to figure out who they have naked pics of. I enjoy watching them stand at my fence scrolling through the pics and trying to figure out if it's MY wife they have, and I think I've created a group of window peepers. They can't figure it out, and one of them even asked me if I lost a phone, to which I very comfortably pulled mine out and said "No?"
Naked pics of my wife are out in the wild in my neighborhood, and I'm guessing that every teenage boy in the area has now enjoyed seeing her naked. They don't know, and neither does she, and I'm noticing that they are all being very friendly to all the neighborhood wives that might be the naked mom in the pics.
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