You want to be careful with those egg timers. If you don't set them correctly, your eggs could get overcooked.
Seriously though, if the kids are damaging your property with a pellet gun, why haven't you called the police? I'd like to think you're just venting and wouldn't do anything as stupid as burning your neighbor's house.
What a marvelous torrent of misspelled invective! Seriously, this is not how big people solve their disputes. Allow me to explain. A fellow senior partner at my law firm constantly "borrowed" my Aeron desk chair. He also spilled latte on my new Levenger briefcase. You know the one, the $2,200 model with the brass fittings.
I was peeved, to say the least.
I waited until we were alone in the elevator and then I turned to him and said, "Keith. This misbehavior simply has to stop."
Then I hit him with a sock with a couple of D batteries in it.
That, my good man, is how big people solve their disputes.
Its easy to see that you moved into the wrong neighborhood, and I'l bet the neighbors have a blast with you, you sound like you lived in the dumpsters in some back alley.
Amen, I will come and help you. I hate my fucking neighbors and their shitty kids (their damn dog finally died, old and sick) I was so sick of his barking and whining, he had a bark collar which they used for a while but then quit. We got tired of talking to them about it and would just kick the fence and tell him to shut up. They were always gone and just shoved the mutt in the back yard, they didn't give a shit about him. Never walked him, seldom played with him, just grumbled about picking up his shit all over their backyard.
Go you i hope you kill the doggy
