I am going to kill my neignor. He is an iranian. i am not racist, but he is an iranian.

In fact, i am convinced that he is a member of the recent terrorist groups.

When he is loud, I trun off his power to his house. (i know how to do it)

This is one of the best ways to control a noisy neighbor. Unfortunately, its not his stereo thats loud, its his footsteps. He stomps on purpose, just to piss me off.

Another great idea, if you have the money- invest in a killer sound system, with speakers that can handle an audible range bleo 20 hz. This range of audio is not audible (you cant hear it) but you will sure be able to feel it!! Crank it up, and let your neighbor try and figure out what the hell is going on. Rattle his pictures off the wall!!!

Any other good ideas of how i can annonymously terrorize my neighbor??

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by Anonymous on Jan 11, 2003 at 9:26 AM

Drill a small pilot hole into the ceiling of your unit(assuming the neighbor lives upstairs, which he does in this case.) Get your self a block of sulfer, and attach it to a small can. Attach a hose to the can, and have the gas travel up the line into the small pilot hole. The smell will drive him crazy!!

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by Anonymous on Jan 13, 2003 at 8:30 AM

throw pig blood on his door. send pictures of nude women. BBQ pork outside his window.

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by Anonymous on Dec 28, 2003 at 12:43 PM

put dog crap through his letter box

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