oh my freakin god! i hate my neighbor!! aah! shes so irritating!! she comes over everyday! and for no reason half the time! sometimes she uses the phone but most of the time shell just sit and read over my shoulder or listen in on my conversations and just sit here! i wont even say anything to her! what do i do?!?! i dont want to be rude..

AAAH! I HATE MY NEIGHBOR!!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 12, 2007 at 5:21 AM

It's not being rude to say "Sorry, not today. I'm busy. Maybe some other time?" Then shoo her away from the door.

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by Anonymous on Sep 13, 2007 at 12:58 PM

Ahhh, why be subtle. Start wearing strong perfume and dressing kind of dykey. Then start acting flirty when she comes over. That should keep her away! If that doesn't work then I suggest the old standby of a quick punch in the gut and slam the door in her face the next time she comes to the door.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 13, 2007 at 2:46 PM

Just answer the door completely naked and ask her to come in.

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