Beware of anyone looking for an apartment in Hyde Park in a 2 family house in 2 months or more.
do you have a home owner assciation? if so complane
Why don't you befriend them? They're probably confused by sophisticated, citified, Hyde Park ways.
Invite them for coffee and gently explain that dirty diapers and cigarette butts go in the trash, not tossed helter skelter to the elements. Suggest a low-cost place where they can purchase carpets, so the sound of the children running around is not so disruptive.
As for the stealing, I'm not sure what was taken, so I can't give advice, but in many places, it's customary for neighbors to use each other's ladders, garden hoses or whatever without asking. The West Virginians probably have no idea why you're mad at them.
Instead of carrying on an exhausting guerilla war with the rednecks, make them your friends and you'll be amazed at the benefits that accrue. Folks like your neighbors frequently have useful skills such as automotive repair, fishing, gardening and hunting, as well as menacing. You'll be the envy of all your friends with a freezer well shocked with venison, bluefish and other less-identifiable critters. You'll have taters and watermelons up the wazoo and if anybody gives you a hard time, unleash the rednecks on them.
OMG I live in Parkersburg W.V. and it's no different! I feel for ya....trying to shut my neighbors up & in the same token I know they'll always be morons. Think I'm moving to another part of town, cause after 5 years of trying to act civil and letting the landlord know of the problems, nothings going to change. But I WILL do something before I move just for revenge. (Hope I ain't going to Hell for this, but then I'v never been a Saint!) LOLOL
Good Luck!