Wife's Lunch

A couple of years ago I was having a drink in a pub and bumped into a guy who used to go out with my wife before we married.
We had had a pint together before but usually with other people there. This time he was on his own at the bar and when I walked in he called me over, slurring his words obviously the worse for wear.
He bought me a drink and started asking about my wife. After some initial chatter, he started to get personal and started to tell me what a slut she was when she was younger. How she could never say no to hiom when he wanted a blowjob. This came as a shock to me as my wife hates to give (me) blowjobs.
According to this guy, she not only sucked his cock a lot, but also swallowed and he then went on that she also sucked and swallowed several of his mates.....including my own brother.
As you can imagine I was pretty pissed off.
I went home and was tempted to ask my wife about what he'd told me, but didn't. Instead that evening in bed I tried to put my cock in my wife's mouth and she rebuffed me.
I hid my anger.
Next morning I got up first and made my wife an egg mayo sandwich for her lunch. Actually made her 2 sandwiches, but before spreading the egg mayo on the bread I wanked off and came into it. It was a huge load, I'm happy to say.
Off she went to work and that evening I asked her how her lunch was. "oh very nice thanks" she says "Beryl said so too. She'd forgotten her lunch so she shared mine, said it was the best egg mayo she'd ever tasted!".
Revenge is sweetest served on white bread.