Shitty neighbors? Here's some ways to get even, and make you feel better:
1) Get a bottle of weed killer. Spray your choice of words in 4 foot letters in his/her yard. They won't notice it for awhile, until the grass dies.
2) Put crap on the door handle of his/her house, then put some under the door handle of the car.
3) Call the Jehovah's Witness's or Mormon's, using his name, ask them to come out and discuss God with you.
4) Sign his name up for all the trial subscriptions to magazines, especially ones he wouldn't go for.
5) If they leave their drinks out while they go in the house, put some Visine eye drops in the drinks. It will give them the worse case of runs. Ever.
6) If they have kids, leave an anonymous message with Children & family services about neglect.
7) If they are married, have someone call their work asking about the promised trips, rings, etc. Or the test came back positive.
8) Send envelopes to their work, labeled "Your subscription to Beastiality Monthly is expiring soon."
There is a lot of ways to get even. Get creative.
1) Get a bottle of weed killer. Spray your choice of words in 4 foot letters in his/her yard. They won't notice it for awhile, until the grass dies.
2) Put crap on the door handle of his/her house, then put some under the door handle of the car.
3) Call the Jehovah's Witness's or Mormon's, using his name, ask them to come out and discuss God with you.
4) Sign his name up for all the trial subscriptions to magazines, especially ones he wouldn't go for.
5) If they leave their drinks out while they go in the house, put some Visine eye drops in the drinks. It will give them the worse case of runs. Ever.
6) If they have kids, leave an anonymous message with Children & family services about neglect.
7) If they are married, have someone call their work asking about the promised trips, rings, etc. Or the test came back positive.
8) Send envelopes to their work, labeled "Your subscription to Beastiality Monthly is expiring soon."
There is a lot of ways to get even. Get creative.
