Before I get blasted, I work full time, married and have two children, and for the most part I keep to myself. So I do have a life....I live in a really nice town house community, we have the pools, tennis courts, gyms, etc. Looks are deceiving though...we have been here over 5 years, have seen a lot of people come and go...across the courtyard is a "woman" that always seems to have to know what is going on around the neighborhood, I guess she is the eyes/ears of the manager, while they are not around. We have had friends over for dinner, and this bitch knew when they came by and when they left. Let me say this, we DO NOT turn our music up loud, scream/shout, my two children are not the pain in the asses in the neighborhood, they play with there friends either in the house or backyard. They do not litter or messes on the ground, they would know what kind of trouble they would be in. Anyway last month I bought new items for the house, this bitch proceeds to yell "I hope you didn't put that on credit, you don't need to be in debt anymore" We are not in debt, if you call our one car payment (400 a month)a debt, then my gosh throw me in jail. I just smiled and went about my business, well three more bitches moved in, I am not one to judge someone I don't
know; but all four of them now occupy on her front porch and I guess basically sit there all day, I leave at 6:30 every morning to go to work; all four are sitting there with mug in one hand, cigs in the other. I have taken the high road and smiled when I see them and say good morning, only to get the crumbly sound of the after effects of the smoke that has consumed their lungs; and when I get home 12 hours later they are in their same spots, how can these women lead lives like that, they all have small children (that do run the neighborhood and are tiny terrors. I wish it was as easy as saying move out, we are saving up to buy a house, we are almost 3/4 of the way there, I would say about another year and we will be gone...There is SO much more about these bitches that I am allowing myself to write, wild late(4 am) parties. What is a person to do, when four bitches take upon themselves to invite themselves into YOUR life....

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by Anonymous on Jan 11, 2008 at 9:27 PM

If someone insists on sticking their fat nose in your business then the best thing you can do is give them something to talk about. Here are a few outrageous things you can do...

Come up with some wild stories that aren't even remotely true to tell them so that when they spread the gossip they look like fools.

Drop some hints about "life in prison" and laugh as their tongues wag to the neighbors.

Put a security camera on the front of you house and point it across the street. Make sure they know that you are watching them!

Get one of them alone and tell them that the other old birds are talking about how unruly her grand kids are.

Confide in one of them that you are cheating on your wife and see if they'll be on the look out and tell you when your wife is coming home.

Tell them that you think one of your kids is not yours and that your wife used to be a pole dance in a strip club.

Tell them that you are starting a new job as a porn star.

Of course all this takes valuable time away from your life, but what's life if you can't have a little fun? :)

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by Anonymous on Jan 12, 2008 at 3:05 PM

What, seriously? D-R-O-P them. Gun 'em down, Paladin.

You live in the land of the paranoid gun nut - don't say anything, but if worse comes to worse - tell the idiot fascist cops they were a threat to national security.

They'll make you one of them.

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by Anonymous on Jan 13, 2008 at 9:19 AM

Thanks for the suggestions, I will definitely take it under consideration, I do have to be careful though, my husband works for the government and I don't want to put his job in jeopardy. This past weekend was SO much fun w/ the four bed hoppin whores....I like to have fun with my friends; BUT I only have a drink when my kids are at their grandparents, what kind of parent can you be when you are impaired w/ alcohol or whatever else? Oh well a few more months and I WILL BE OUT OF THIS place and don't think that I am going to GO quietly...I can be a BITCH too....8)~

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by Anonymous on Jan 15, 2008 at 8:28 AM

I love this post

"If someone insists on sticking their fat nose in your business then the best thing you can do is give them something to talk about. Here are a few outrageous things you can do...
Come up with some wild stories that aren't even remotely true to tell them so that when they spread the gossip they look like fools.

Drop some hints about "life in prison" and laugh as their tongues wag to the neighbors.

Put a security camera on the front of you house and point it across the street. Make sure they know that you are watching them!

Get one of them alone and tell them that the other old birds are talking about how unruly her grand kids are.

Confide in one of them that you are cheating on your wife and see if they'll be on the look out and tell you when your wife is coming home.

Tell them that you think one of your kids is not yours and that your wife used to be a pole dance in a strip club.

Tell them that you are starting a new job as a porn star.

Of course all this takes valuable time away from your life, but what's life if you can't have a little fun? :)"

Great advice!

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