Why Do Straight Men Have To Have The Hottest, Most Fuckable Asses?

seriously I think it's unfair. I've received nudes from plenty of men, and I'd say the hottest, most inviting looking were from straight men. most of them always had the roundest ass cheeks, the plumpest, tighter-looking fuckholes, the right amount of body hair... heck, even their poses added to the overall sexiness.
also I gotta recognize the fact that I was lucky the straight dudes I got at least knew how to wipe and cleans their asses lol.
but that's not limited to internet only, oh no. every time I see a man out in the street with a fat, gorgeous ass, he always ends up being straight. idk why that is. if you're not gonna end up wanting to have your ass fucked or played with, then why does it look so good??