Straight Female / 43
Trick Or Treat Drunk Bare Feet
I was hosting a Halloween Party and everyone was having fun until someone knocked at my door as a man in a clown suit was turning the handle of a life sized jack in the box.
The Jackass in the box popped out as a big nasty bare foot kicked me in the face along with a pie as I immediately kicked the clown in the balls and stuffed him inside of his own box and went back inside the house.
Then as the party continued the doorbell rang yet again this time it was a Pizza Boy. However we already had plenty of Pizza then the Pizza boy revealed his bare feet and stuck his foot in a Pizza and started sucking his toes as I hit the Pizza boy with his own box and slammed the door on him.
Then some time later the back door opened as a man dressed like Elvis came into my kitchen holding a guitar as he stood on top of the food table with his bare fucking feet and began singing all shook up. His bare feet started to get in and ruin the food we had made and then the Barefoot Elvis slipped on a banana peel and fell off the table completely ruining all of the food we had made. I took his guitar and beat him upside the head as me and several other guests dragged his barefoot, drunk ass out of my house.
Then as we turned on to watch horror movies in the living room, I go to turn n my tv and find my bathroom on the tv and a man sitting on my toilet taking a shit while all of us at the party watched on in disgust as he stuck his feet in my toilet and began to smell his fucking feet as everyone groaned in disgust, not to mention we had kids here. I immediately ran up the stairs and found water all over my floor and turd stains all over the floor, and no sign of the sick bastard.
Then we was all watching Scream until my phone rang and on the other line the Caller asked what my feet smell like. I told this creep I was calling the Police and then the caller yells at me saying he'll put his nasty feet in my mouth and then I heard my toilet flush and Ghostface came out of my restroom barefoot and then he began to smell his nasty ass feet as we all looked grossed out and annoyed as Ghostface stumbled over my coffee table and broke a lamp as his drunk ass then attempted to grab and smell my feet. I went to find a guitar to hit Ghostface with as Ghostface started to chase me up the stairs but not before I smashed a vase of Ghostface's head, threw my mother at him, and then pushed a piano down the stairs to chase Ghostface down the stairs. Then I finally grabbed my guitar and smashed Ghostface in the head knocking him out as I go to pull his mask off Ghostface limps out of my house as I go check on my mother.
Then I began to hear cotton Eye Joe playing, I ran downstairs to find the same man this time wearing a Cowboy Hat, A Vest, No shirt underneath, bottomless chaps, a thong, and those god awful Cowboy Boot Sandals standing on top of my furniture with my guitar that I got from a Travis Tritt Concert and he began singing Cotton Eye Joe and then began stripping off his outfit while Children were in the room, and he was wearing now only a Thong as he grabbed a stuffed horse on a stick and began to ride my friend Julie around with his horse. I then called the Cops and them went over, took my Guitar and beat this idiot Upside the head as me and several others dragged this idiot out into my Backyard as we were about to fight.
A Boxing Ring appeared in the Backyard as Michael Buffer appeared on the Microphone saying "LET'S GT READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEE" announcing me as the Head of the House and Mr. Feet as an annoying barefoot drunk that is ruining Halloween.
Mills Lane said Let's Get IT on as me and the Barefoot Drunk began fighting and I knocked out Mr. Feet with a jab and a hood as the barefoot Drunk was down for the count as Mills Lane Raised my Hand in victory and Michael Buffer announced me as the Winner.
We carried the Drunk Barefoot Loser and locked him inside a Port O' Potty and turned him over and I got in my truck and drove him out of my house and hopefully that'll be the end of him.
Maybe.
The Jackass in the box popped out as a big nasty bare foot kicked me in the face along with a pie as I immediately kicked the clown in the balls and stuffed him inside of his own box and went back inside the house.
Then as the party continued the doorbell rang yet again this time it was a Pizza Boy. However we already had plenty of Pizza then the Pizza boy revealed his bare feet and stuck his foot in a Pizza and started sucking his toes as I hit the Pizza boy with his own box and slammed the door on him.
Then some time later the back door opened as a man dressed like Elvis came into my kitchen holding a guitar as he stood on top of the food table with his bare fucking feet and began singing all shook up. His bare feet started to get in and ruin the food we had made and then the Barefoot Elvis slipped on a banana peel and fell off the table completely ruining all of the food we had made. I took his guitar and beat him upside the head as me and several other guests dragged his barefoot, drunk ass out of my house.
Then as we turned on to watch horror movies in the living room, I go to turn n my tv and find my bathroom on the tv and a man sitting on my toilet taking a shit while all of us at the party watched on in disgust as he stuck his feet in my toilet and began to smell his fucking feet as everyone groaned in disgust, not to mention we had kids here. I immediately ran up the stairs and found water all over my floor and turd stains all over the floor, and no sign of the sick bastard.
Then we was all watching Scream until my phone rang and on the other line the Caller asked what my feet smell like. I told this creep I was calling the Police and then the caller yells at me saying he'll put his nasty feet in my mouth and then I heard my toilet flush and Ghostface came out of my restroom barefoot and then he began to smell his nasty ass feet as we all looked grossed out and annoyed as Ghostface stumbled over my coffee table and broke a lamp as his drunk ass then attempted to grab and smell my feet. I went to find a guitar to hit Ghostface with as Ghostface started to chase me up the stairs but not before I smashed a vase of Ghostface's head, threw my mother at him, and then pushed a piano down the stairs to chase Ghostface down the stairs. Then I finally grabbed my guitar and smashed Ghostface in the head knocking him out as I go to pull his mask off Ghostface limps out of my house as I go check on my mother.
Then I began to hear cotton Eye Joe playing, I ran downstairs to find the same man this time wearing a Cowboy Hat, A Vest, No shirt underneath, bottomless chaps, a thong, and those god awful Cowboy Boot Sandals standing on top of my furniture with my guitar that I got from a Travis Tritt Concert and he began singing Cotton Eye Joe and then began stripping off his outfit while Children were in the room, and he was wearing now only a Thong as he grabbed a stuffed horse on a stick and began to ride my friend Julie around with his horse. I then called the Cops and them went over, took my Guitar and beat this idiot Upside the head as me and several others dragged this idiot out into my Backyard as we were about to fight.
A Boxing Ring appeared in the Backyard as Michael Buffer appeared on the Microphone saying "LET'S GT READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEE" announcing me as the Head of the House and Mr. Feet as an annoying barefoot drunk that is ruining Halloween.
Mills Lane said Let's Get IT on as me and the Barefoot Drunk began fighting and I knocked out Mr. Feet with a jab and a hood as the barefoot Drunk was down for the count as Mills Lane Raised my Hand in victory and Michael Buffer announced me as the Winner.
We carried the Drunk Barefoot Loser and locked him inside a Port O' Potty and turned him over and I got in my truck and drove him out of my house and hopefully that'll be the end of him.
Maybe.
