Lied To Get Out Of Getting Married

Walking down the isle I realized I didn't want to get married. As my father was handing me off I looked at this man standing there and I said to myself no way. With my father by my side I looked at my fiancé and said we shouldn't get married because I was a lesbian. My father was nice enough to walk me away.

Except it was a lie. I am not a lesbian, I just couldn't marry him. I'm still living it down, moved to Chattanooga and settled down with my girlfriend from college. I plan on living with her for a year, until my lesbianism wears off. Then I'll start dating again.