Taking Out An Ad
She was older then me (I was 22 she was 26), had 2 kids, a crazy boyfriend (they had broken up when we started dating) but God, what a hot tight body. Here is what I didn't know about her until I dated her
-she was a compulsive liar and thief
-she had a coke addiction
-she was an on again off again stripper
-she was a horrible mother
-unbeknownst to me, she was cheating on me with her ex and not using birth control in hopes that she gets pregnant by me or him so she could trap him back into a relationship.
Well after about 8 months (I found out most of the above about 7 months in, the cheating was the part that ended it) I finally dumped her, got transferred to another location and she was out of my life.
Then I got a call from Loss Prevention claiming that I had stole electronics and that their spice told them it was me. Obviously I knew she was lying to get back at me so I worked with LP to clear my name and eventually they added cameras to the stock room and caught her stealing red handed. She was fired.
Now we get to the fun part.
I don't take kindly to people trying to frame me. I sat on this for a bit and thought of my revenge. I found out through a friend of a friend that she had her kids taken away again, her crazy ex had taken her back on a conditional basis, no coke, no cheating and no stripping.
Once I knew this, my revenge was simple really. I took an add out in the paper in the escort section (It was 2001). It said that
"I am a stripper looking to make extra on the side. No limits, anything goes. I work often in the evening but available for outcalls from 11 to 7 and after 3 AM. I am very well priced, 100 roses gets you a full hour of my time." I paid to run it for 2 weeks (400 dollars) and added her number and her boyfriends appartment number. Then I just sat back and laughed.
The mutual friend saw me a few months later and I asked about her. Turns out that she had to get her phone turned off and her and the boyfriend almost immediately broke up again because she took an ad out in the paper. She got kicked out of her apartment due to failure to pay the rent and was living in a tent at some random persons house in the backyard.
I couldn't help but smile as I said that's too bad.
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