At my old apartment complex I lived around several different types of people. Next door was a 2 bedroom that was leased for traveling nurses and normally occupied by some attractive ladies. One early morning I went to work and someone in teh complex had left there window open...

...I heard the sounds of pounding flesh and some grunts. At first I thought, "Yea baby!", then I realized it was coming from my gay neighbors apartment. That was over 6 years ago and it still haunts me to this day.