Down below: Go away, I can't even go to the bathroom. Hate that car of yours sitting out front. Go to work, do something, just get out!!!

Next door: Do you have pee evertime I do? Do you have to crash your toilet seat everytime you use it?

Diagonal: Shut your damn dog up or I'll scream! That dog barks at it's own shadow. And for gawdssakes, don't leave it out on the balcony when your gone! Called the police, didn't do any good.

... I want a house out in the middle of NOWHERE with no one around!