I live in a block of flats and my neighbours have recently taken to playing very loud music at 4' o clock in the morning (with all their windows open - ensuring maximum blast from stereo to wake me up). This morning was the worst yet (Weds morning), particularly because I had a job interview in the morning.

I knocked on their door for ten minutes and got no reply, the music just got louder - ignorant twats.

So what can i do - I thought about this solidly for the next two hours while the music was still blaring. I came up with these options:

Go for a diddle in a sanwiche bag and post it through the door (possible)

Burn a newspaper and post it through their door (possible but dangerous to everyonre inc me - could involve a long prison sentence)

Post a dog poo (possible)

But I have decided on an alternative which actually took me the rest of the day to scheme. I have reported it to the council, who are now writing to them saying a neighbour has complained about the noise (they won't know which as there is 8 of us in the block) - I have also ordered a batch of six stink bombs over the internet. So there you have it next time they wake me at a ridiculous hour in the week the stink bombs go through the window.

Also looking for other ideas that i can get away with - pls reply