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These neighbors are unbelievable! The hubby works on and off and sucks down beer all day long when he is not working.
They allow their rugrats to play in the street (they live on a curve) and instead of utilizing their screened-in porch in their backyard, they set up a La-Z-Boy in the garage! I live in a fairly new subdivision and unfortunately we do not have a homeowners association. I have seen this guy sitting in his recliner at 9 am with a Bud in his hand watching the world go by. I had to put up a fence because he allowed the kids to ride their bikes through my backyard.
For Christmas they purchased a big screen TV (they must have amazing credit) and have positioned it so you can see it from the front door. Problem is that they keep their front door wide open for all to see and hear. Maybe if I put my recliner in the garage I could watch their TV and pretend I am at a drive-in!

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# 5562 - by Anonymous / July 19, 2003
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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 20, 2003 at 7:24 AM

You should try doing that, maybe then they will think you are enjoying life on their expensive, then they will keep the door SHUT thinking they are spiting you.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 20, 2003 at 12:50 PM

I had a similar problem with one of our neighbors. With the exception of the chair and beer. I ran thier kids out of our newly seeded grass a bunch of times. To get revenge these little brats let off fire crackers on our front porch on the 4th of July. They scared out 2 year old to death. We called the police and mom's reply to him??? "they don't have any more." No apology nothing! Try to ignore them it's the ONLY thing thats worked for us. Anything else eggs these waste of flesh on.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 10, 2003 at 12:12 PM

A neighborhood is better than the worst neighbor.

This guy wants to live with you. He wants you to see his television and his Laz-e-boy. You are supposed to be impressed and drop over for a chat. Then you both can bond, drink beer and fart. This is the same sort of fellow who leases a new car, puts a huge bow on it, drives around the neighborhood honking and waving then shoots an entire roll of film with him standing next to it. He can't impress and entertain you from the back yard.

Homeowner's Associations without power spelled out in deed restrictions are TOTALLY ineffective and almost IMMEDIATELY after being formed become nothing more than a party planning committee.

I think it's amazing but it's true: The only thing you can do about this sort of thing is try your best to ignore it. If you ask him to move his chair to the backyard he'll think YOU are an asshole. Then he'll go around the neighborhood to the other beer drinkers and next thing you know 30% of your neighbors, many of which you haven't said any more than "hello!" to think you're an asshole as well.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Dec 24, 2003 at 6:43 PM

To answer the question (why are these people....) In my rural area they produce more stupid spawns because then uncle sam gives them more welfare each month. does that sum it up.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 1, 2004 at 10:00 AM

Hey.. Home Owners Association has nothing to do with CC&Rs (Community Regulations)

if you live in California as I do Im assuming yours has them. Contact the city planner.

Call the cops and say you want to be annonmous but the CC&Rs require them to keep it down.

This is my problem though. the cops might say something but the people dont listen. so unless you are willing to file a complaint (Which i know you wont as I wouldnt) then nothing will be done.

now you and I have the same kind of neighbor.

Read my post on how to mass mail them free shit by using all the inserts out of magazines you can find.

Call Relgous groups like Church of Scientology who to this day wont leave my wife alone even though she never applied for them.

Promist the Scientologist lots of money

call Mormons and JWs as someone else did and tell them to come over your neighborhos house and that you are in need of help

But find every fucking free shit as possible and put their name and address on it.

PS this is for informational purpose. Dont really do it cause umm thats probublly illegal or something

(Smily face here)

and uhh if you did want to break such law.. make sure you dont fill out shit from the internet cause they log your ip. I know its tempting as it is with me but dont get caught on purpose. Unless you go to a library and do it.

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