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Funny As Fuck
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Bi-Sexual Male / 39
Mrs Piggy
So since I was a kid, I’ve had a strange crush on Ms Piggy. I always liked how she bossed Kermit around. I know I can’t be the only one. Anyway I’m married to a woman who is very much a bossy Ms Piggy type, and she’s a bigger woman. For awhile now I’ve had a goofy fantasy of her wearing a piggy nose, and ears, and calling her my big piggy while I have sex with her. Not in a mean way. I wouldn’t be an cruel to her. More in a cutesy way. I’d never tell her this for fear of hurting her feelings, but I love it when I see girls dressing with pig or cow stuff online.


