I Legit Never Thought This Day Would Come...
It's gonna end up in your butt. You'll eventually enjoy it
u didn't say how big is it. I enjoy an 8 inch long one that's 6 inches in circumference. I lube it up good and fuck myself with it.
In my country we don't use inches, but centimeters. The dild is about 18 centimeters long
I always thought of getting one, but worried that the wife would find it, so I went for the real thing - and like you and most men I'm only interested in the dick. BTW I love sucking cock!
You are a lucky generation - when I was young, I would fuck my hairbrush as you could not get a dildo or you would not go out and buy one. Now it is so easy to order one online.