I Love To Sniff Farts

Not just any farts. Guys must be between 18 and 28. Tall, skinny but athletic and defined with a cute little butt. Women must be in their 20's to 40's , tall curvy with slim waist but thick ass, hips and thighs. There is a definite difference in the aroma of guy and girl fart. Guy farts are hi pitched loud and squeaky and smell like hard boiled eggs or stale beer. Girl farts are either silent but deadly or have a low pitched deep resonant tone and smell like sour cream or sharp cheddar. Does anyone else have the same obsession?