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Drunk Barefoot Darth Vader
A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away I went to go see The Force Awakens cosplaying as Luke Skywalker until a Darth Vader Cosplayer came and ruined my night when he showed up barefoot and drunk.
The Drunk, Barefoot Sith Lord was yelling about how Kylo Ren Sucks and that Jedi Knights are pussies until he went barefoot inside the restroom. I almost lost my appetite for Popcorn, The Real Darth Vader would never do something that unsanitary; then when it was finally my turn to order my snacks at the Concession stand after a long line,
Darth Vader returns from the restroom still barefoot and wearing his underwear as I was so grossed out, then Vader began to smell his fucking feet as me and several other theater goes were all grossed to as Darth Vader was now doing what low class humans would do.
Then Darth Vader went over and snatched my Popcorn, put his foot in my Popcorn, and sucked his toes as even the ushers were all shocked by Darth Vader's behavior as I began beating Darth Vader with my lightsaber and we engaged in a light vs dark lightsaber fight until Vader forcefully put his dirty ass foot in my face and dear good it Stinks.
Then I took my lightsaber and hit Darth Vader in his balls as Ushers came to break up the fight and Storm Troopers came in to drag Darth Vader's Drunk, Barefoot, and half naked ass back to the dark side as I got a free refill, Light prevails over dark because the force was with me.
The Drunk, Barefoot Sith Lord was yelling about how Kylo Ren Sucks and that Jedi Knights are pussies until he went barefoot inside the restroom. I almost lost my appetite for Popcorn, The Real Darth Vader would never do something that unsanitary; then when it was finally my turn to order my snacks at the Concession stand after a long line,
Darth Vader returns from the restroom still barefoot and wearing his underwear as I was so grossed out, then Vader began to smell his fucking feet as me and several other theater goes were all grossed to as Darth Vader was now doing what low class humans would do.
Then Darth Vader went over and snatched my Popcorn, put his foot in my Popcorn, and sucked his toes as even the ushers were all shocked by Darth Vader's behavior as I began beating Darth Vader with my lightsaber and we engaged in a light vs dark lightsaber fight until Vader forcefully put his dirty ass foot in my face and dear good it Stinks.
Then I took my lightsaber and hit Darth Vader in his balls as Ushers came to break up the fight and Storm Troopers came in to drag Darth Vader's Drunk, Barefoot, and half naked ass back to the dark side as I got a free refill, Light prevails over dark because the force was with me.
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