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- Embarrassing Moments -
Straight Male / 30

Was She Flirting?

I'm embarrassed to have to ask, but it's just been such a long time since anyone has flirted with me, or even shown interest in me. So I don't know if I'm just misreading these signals...or if maybe there was something there. I'll let you tell me what you think.

So here's the deal, I planned a birthday party for my wife recently. Nothing huge, just a small get together, with a few friends.

We settle down to play some games, and I end up sitting next to a friend of my wife's. A couple of times she said I was too far away, and asked me to sit closer. Promising she wouldn't bite.

Everytime she wanted my attention, instead of saying my name, or tapping my shoulder, she'd reach under the table and rub little circles on my thigh. Each time she did my heart lept and started to beat a little faster.

At a certain point, she used the restroom, and after she came back. I noticed her blouse was unbuttoned more. You could see her lacy red bra, and she always leaned forward to talk to me.

And I noted several times, her making comments that seemed to be putting down her own husband.

So help me out here. Am I misreading the signals, it's been so long and I was never great at flirting to begin with. So yall tell me...

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# 59600 - by MisterPits / July 18, 2022
- Dreams and Wishes -
Straight Male / 30

I Need To Change.

This confession isn'tsequel, just...personal. Something I've never confessed, but I need to. I need to be better.
hate who I've become, I feel like I've wasted my life.
My life has gone done a road I never imagined, and I am trying to get off that path before it's too late.
Until now I've had no ambition, no drive, no cares. But I need to change, I'm making the effort. I've always just taken what life has given me, but now I feel trapped in a hole I dug myself.

I want to be someone my family can be proud of, and so I finally set a goal. I will become an EMT. I want to help, to actually contribute to society for once.

After a year of trying to save for school, I have less than I started. It makes me feel worthless, useless, weak.

The pandemic was hard on us, and with costs now...I don't think I can.

So I'm taking another step. I'm asking for help. If anyone hear reads this, and it resonates... or even if your just a kind soul. Please. Help.

I don't want to feel this way anymore. I want to do good.

gofund.me (slash) 5bd4de6f

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# 56876 - by MisterPits / February 18, 2022
- Dreams and Wishes -
Straight Male / 30

I Want To Pay For It.

I haven't had a blowjob in forever. My wife doesn't like them so she just...won't. It's just something I had to learn to accept, but that doesn't mean I don't still crave one.

I have this fantasy. I want to pick up a girl, offer her money, get her to strip down to her bra and panties for, tease me while I touch myself. I want her to get down and blow me like I've never been blown before. To be deep throated, to hear her gag.

I want to know it's all for me, that she's working for her money.


My wife's going out of town this weekend. I may try to make it happen. But i live in such a small town... idk where to start, where to look. And I'm nervous it would get back to my wife.

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# 54359 - by MisterPits / October 20, 2021
- Fetishes and Kinky Sex -
Straight Male / 30

Booty

Ever since I first started becoming curious about sex, I have always been attracted to butts, even more so than breasts. I've never been attracted to large breasts, I prefer them small and perky. However I love the sight of a womans butt in jeans, or even better in cute panties, small or large. It just makes me want to grind myself against her.

This brings me to my fetish.

I love dry humping. Sometimes more than normal sex. Just the idea of some girl bending over for me, letting do what I need to do, gets me going. I want to put my dick in between her smooth thighs, or between her cheeks, feel the feeling of fabric as I thrust, all while knowing she's taking pity on me.

I can remember the first time I tried this, it was almost the first time I ever came. Back in my early middle school days, it became a game around school for us to suprise and hump each other. Boys would do it to girls, girls would do it to boys. It was just something funny.

One day I got the jump on a friend of mine. This slightly chubby girl, with a wide booty. I snuck up behind her and started going away at it. She laughed at me called me a pervert, but I couldn't stop. I could feel myself gettint harder, I know she could too. I felt myself getting tingly, I had never felt anything like this.

Just then I got caught by a teacher. We tried to explain it was a game that everyone played, but I still got in trouble, and the teachers kept a closer eye on everyone after that.

But i never forgot. I went home that day and came for the first time, thinking about that moment. I still remember it clearly today. It was the cloesest I came to losing my virginity until college.

Does anyone else love dry humping? I'd love to hear some stories if you got em.

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# 53521 - by MisterPits / September 8, 2021
- Anything Goes -
Straight Male / 30

Pen Pal?

I'm looking for a woman to chat with.
I just want a pen pal, someone I can share stories with, maybe trade pics.

I love to write, and I can promise, I'll make sure our conversations are as fun for you, as they will be for me.

If you're interested email me.

Jwilliamj90

At

Aol

You know the rest.

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# 53235 - by MisterPits / August 25, 2021
- Fetishes and Kinky Sex -
Straight Male / 30

I Need It...

I want to be dominated. I want a small, sporty woman, fresh from her workout, to pin me down. To sit on my lap and take off her shit.

I wish she'd take off her top, and tease me. She'd lift her arms up, exposing her sweaty armpits, and make me smell. Make me lick her clean.

I want her to force me to touch myself, while I lick up every drop, while I'm smothered in her scent. I want her to tease me, tell me to jerk it faster like the little pervert I am.

I want to cum on her cute panties while she laughs at me, my face buried in her smooth sweaty armpits. Her hips grinding away with my rhythm.

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# 52440 - by MisterPits / July 19, 2021
- Dreams and Wishes -
Straight Male / 30

My Life Is Too Boring.

I'm married, but sex just isn't important to my wife. The more time passes, the less we have sex. I've tried many different approaches, with the same result. She just doesn't like being touched, or even contact in general.

So more and more I find myself fantasizing about other women. My greatest fear is losing my son, I never want to ruin our marriage, so i just keep it to fantasies.

But I'm beginning to get tempted.

I met a girl, who's not hot in the traditional since, but very very cute. Just seeing her smile makes me smile.

I'm going to her place next week, to deliver some furniture we are giving her, and I can't stop thinking about what I want to do with her.

I want her to look up at me with her big eyes while she's on her knees sucking my dick, I want to bend her over and fuck her big ass til she's hot and sweaty, I want to pin her to wall and lick every drop of sweat from her delicious armpits, I want to make her cum until she screams, and then cover her glasses and face with my own cum.

But I'm a coward, and I'll never act on any of this.

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# 52249 - by MisterPits / July 9, 2021
- Obsessions -
Straight Male / 30

I Love Summer.

First things first. I have an armpit fetish. The smell, the taste, and even the sight of a womans smooth armpit gets me going.
I have no idea why I'm like this, but I am.

Now that things are heating up in Texas, sleeves are the first thing to go.
It's like I'm in both heaven and hell. Everywhere I look i see beautiful armpits. I can imagine just gow sweaty the hot sun is making them. But I can never touch.

Everytime I catch a glimpse I find myself daydreaming about smelling or licking. I just want to be smothered in a woman's pits. To worship he scent and taste while I grind my dick on her ass.

I often find myself wondering what would happen if I just asked a girl to smell her armpit, or even just see. A stranger. Anyone...but I'm far too shy.

I desperately want women to send me pictures pf their armpits...but Im far too ashamed.

I'm turned on 24 7 now. Everytime i see a girl yawn or put up a ponytail, I'm rock hard. It can be hard to hide in public.

Ill end with a question:

Ladies, how would you react if someone asked to see, smell, or lick your armpits?

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# 52029 - by MisterPits / June 25, 2021

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- True Sex Confessions -
Straight Female / 30

On The Drive Home

Back in 2006, I went with some friends to a water park. My one friend’s parents took us, and her uncle came along which meant 4 girls and him had to cram into the backseat which, as I was the smallest, had me sitting on his lap. The fact he was incredibly attractive didn’t help me feel less awkward about it and a couple of my friends gave me snickering looks. But that was quickly moved on from as we talked about random stuff the whole way there, I’m sure being loud and annoying to my parents. He was already wearing his swim trunks but I had jean shorts and a zip up hoodie on. As we hit potholes and the like I could feel his member rub against the crack of ass thru my jeans (mainly because of how I was sitting). I could tell he was kind of uncomfortable but every numb we hit, and there were a lot, I found myself pushing my butt down slightly more and more to feel it against me. The way there that was it, but on the way back it was night, everyone was exhausted and passing out since the drive was like 90min.

Even though my suit was mostly dry I Only put my hoodie back on. We climbed back into the car in the same positions, but this time I laid my towel over my lap. It was 10min before most everyone had rested their eyes. Then I felt his hand touch the left side of my butt cheek. He apologized quietly, saying he had to adjust and he slightly pushed my butt to the right, and I felt why. He was hard and the way he was sitting, and how I was sitting on his lap, had him starting to “rise” against my area. I tried to subtly push back against him because it felt good. His hand on the left side, by the car door, grabbed my hip, pulling me closer to him. I put my hand down and squeezed his and then he squeezed my hip really tight. His hardness started to throb against me. I reached under my towel, being as subtle as I could, and felt between my legs where he was poking at me and could feel the front of his shorts were wet again. I had an idea as to what happened but never said anything. He cupped my butt a few times and then ran his hand down my leg and then around my front and started rubbing me thru my bottoms. When he tried to pull the. Aside though, I grabbed his arm. It’s not that I didn’t want him to, I just knew I would blow it for us.

When we got back he left quickly. Never saw him again but it was tech my first time ever doing anything of that nature with someone.

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# 68278 - by Sadie / October 24, 2023
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