I've always heard that one should always count their blessings. I would like to say that I'm thankful....

That my hearing allows me to hear car stereos from two blocks away...

That my body doesn't require a lot of sleep from my neighbor revving his car engine all hours of the night...

That my parents overcame their lack of style to teach me how to wear pants that stay up, or wear a hat straight...

That television was actually educational and taught me "to give a hoot and not pollute"...

That parents, schools and church taught taking responsibility for my actions...

yes, I really am thankful!!