I Did It For The Lols

I think it’s hilarious when men say, “is this the biggest cock you’ve seen?” Or something dumb like that. That’s a big ol’no buddy 10-4?
They get all flustered you think it’s small. No buddy no I don’t think it’s small just because it ain’t the biggest I’ve seen. I’m on date with you for you not your dick. Though I’m hoping to ride it soon no that it’s made an appearance.
If I wanted just big I’d go get a giant toy or go back to the farm where there are stallions with cocks the size of my leg. One dude was so turned on by that he begged to hear more while he ate me put. What’s a girl to do when a skilled gentleman is literally begging to tongue fuck my pink box?!