We Thought We Would Embarrass Her But She Showed Us

Across the street from me lives a woman in her thirties, she is a social worker who lives with her dad. She is not stunning, not pretty, not much of anything. It's no wonder that she chose her profession.

On the rest of the block live couples with children. Me included. We like children. We also get together for a glass of wine, a Tupperware party, or maybe a party of things that have to go unsaid. We invited her to one of those parties. To see what she would do. We told her it was a party for home entertainment.

She held the dildos with the hands of experience. She picked them up with a firm fist. You could almost see her insert the dildo in herself. She was interested in butt plugs. Not my thing, I'll take the real thing thank you, but a lot of the 'girls' do butt plugs. She was familiar with the various lubricants, both vaginal and anal. She went through the catalogue of crotchless panties and half bras and nipple rings and clit rings. She was pretty vocal, she talked from experience.

She went on to tell us that if we wanted a happy time, then get a woman. We should have a woman only get naked party. No thanks, my husband won't give me permission. In the end we thought we were the ones comfortable with a dildo party, and lo and behold she was the expert. The difference is that we used the toys for personal entertainment and she used the toys with a girlfriend. No dicks, so I guess they have to do something.

A woman? Hmmm. That might be interesting. Going back to college days in the dorm. I wonder if my husband will give me permission?