Okay, I have a poll for straight ladies and gay/bi guys only. It's about felatio --you know, giving blow jobs. Please answer all the questions and tell if you are a girl or guy. Thanks!

1. How would you characterize GIVING blow jobs?
a) a chore -I would rather not, but my partner expects it.
b) bore -BJs are too vanilla. There's other stuff to do.
c) more!-I love giving BJs & can't wait to get on my knees.

2. For me, GIVING BJs is...
a) something I do to make my man happy.
b) a way to get him to go down on me later.
c) the most exciting part of our sex life.

3. If my man said no more BJs, I would...
a) be happy
b) not believe him, he loves when I play his magic flute.
c) drop him and find myself another "all day sucker"!

4. To me the BEST part about GIVING blow jobs is...
a) I only have to do it occasionally.
b) my partner comes quickly so I can finally go to sleep
c) it puts me in total control
d) afterwards, he'll do me
e) taste, smell, texture --what's not to love about cock!

5. To me the WORST part about GIVING blow jobs is...
a) after 10 hours, my jaw starts to hurt
b) it's illegal to do in public
c) I don't like the taste, smell, or texture in my mouth
d) my man expects it whether I want to do it or not
e) when my man pushes on my head.

6. This makes GIVING blow jobs better.
a) using Altoids or honey to hide the taste
b) knowing he'll do me next
c) 69ing (going down on each other at the same time)
d) $10

7. This makes GIVING blow jobs worse.
a) having to kneel.
b) when he pushes on my head
c) getting pubic hair caught in my teeth
d) when the security guard shines his light in the car and says "move it along"

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 15, 2004 at 6:53 AM

Here's my answers:

1. How would you characterize GIVING blow jobs?
a) a chore -I would rather not, but my partner expects it.

2. For me, GIVING BJs is...
a) something I do to make my man happy.

3. If my man said no more BJs, I would...
b) not believe him, he loves when I play his magic flute.

4. To me the BEST part about GIVING blow jobs is...
a) I only have to do it occasionally.

5. To me the WORST part about GIVING blow jobs is...
e) when my man pushes on my head.

6. This makes GIVING blow jobs better.
a) using Altoids or honey to hide the taste

7. This makes GIVING blow jobs worse.
c) getting pubic hair caught in my teeth

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 15, 2004 at 9:51 AM

You know God has to be a man because if God were a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 15, 2004 at 11:14 AM

or it would at least taste decent

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 15, 2004 at 11:33 AM

I'm a girl. My answers:

1. How would you characterize GIVING blow jobs?
b) bore -BJs are too vanilla. There's other stuff to do.

2. For me, GIVING BJs is...
c) the most exciting part of our sex life.

3. If my man said no more BJs, I would...
b) not believe him, he loves when I play his magic flute.

4. To me the BEST part about GIVING blow jobs is...
e) taste, smell, texture --what's not to love about cock!

5. To me the WORST part about GIVING blow jobs is...
a) after 10 hours, my jaw starts to hurt

6. This makes GIVING blow jobs better.
b) knowing he'll do me next

7. This makes GIVING blow jobs worse.
c) getting pubic hair caught in my teeth

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 16, 2004 at 12:08 PM

I am a woman and I simply adore it with my man of the moment.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 20, 2004 at 9:18 AM

I would only enjoy giving a BJ if the recipient was Dave Navarro!

I'm a girl, BTW.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 21, 2004 at 1:03 PM

when i was still with my boyfriend it was the worst thing because he was uncircumsized and its not something id likek to relive!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 30, 2004 at 10:42 PM

1. How would you characterize GIVING blow jobs?
c) more!-I love giving BJs & can't wait to get on my knees.

2. For me, GIVING BJs is...
a) having control lol

3. If my man said no more BJs, I would...
b) not believe him, he loves when I play his magic flute.

4. To me the BEST part about GIVING blow jobs is...

c) it puts me in total control
e) taste, smell, texture --what's not to love about cock!

5. To me the WORST part about GIVING blow jobs is...
f) there is no worst thing

6. This makes GIVING blow jobs better.
c) 69ing (going down on each other at the same time)

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