My Mouth And Butthole Are Piss Buckets

I have six water bottles full of urine I'm about to drink. Some are mixed with a bit of apple juice, to make it tangy when it comes back out, so I can drink it again and again.

When I was a teenager, I thought sex was people peeing on each other naked for some reason. So I used to rub and grind on pillows while peeing all over myself. Well guess what? That's what good sex is for me after all. I love being a piss bucket.

I'm not like those fake tricks that let you pee into their mouths and then spill it out. Wasting precious pee is an offense no amount of throat pumping and face slapping can make up for. I swallow everything. Bonus points for cumming into my mouth while I gargle on hot piss.

Oh dear, I just had to chug an entire bottle right now. I love that sweet and salty combination from the first morning pee and apple juice. Once I had my throat fucked after drinking a quarter gallon of piss, like, all at once. My stomach felt so huge and bloated with pee. We were trying to drill as much thick sloppy spit from my throat as possible, but I ended up puking on her cock. I was so embarrassed, but she screamed and started pounding my face even harder. I was being spitroasted at the time, and the girl doing my butthole got super turned on by it too.

"Garbage piss slut" has got to be the hottest insult I've ever had yelled at me. I just melted into goo at that point. Had a bottle of my own piss poured onto my hair, back and butt. I kinda slumped onto the bed in a heap, but they kept smacking their pelvises into my face and ass, balls deep with every thrust. I think I passed out for a moment. I remember fully regaining consciousness with them pissing all over me and the bed sheets. It was so euphoric smearing all their cock juices across my breasts.

I love collecting my pee throughout the day, just in case I can get another round like that again. I keep it refrigerated but only for 24 hours at a time. But last month, I didn't get fucked very much, and ended up wasting like seven gallons of pee! So now I just drink it throughout the day. I've realized how much more pee I'm willing to drink than the water I have to drink to make it. It's almost funny.