Hotel Spa

Every year in December, I make a trip to my west coast office to usher out the current year and usher in a new year. I always love this trip. I have made it known I would rather live out there than back east.

This trip was basically like the last 10 years. Same week, same work itinerary, but a different hotel. This hotel was a bit more fancy and more like a spa, but whatever. It is all good.

My second night there I hit the gym. When I get there, I realize there is the sauna and the steam room. Cool! I did my running, but I did not want to do anything else, so I decided to hit the sauna and steam room. This is when it goes sideways. There are five guys in sauna so I hit the steam room first. Same deal, but a bigger space. I enter, find my way to a place to sit and try to relax. Out of nowhere, I hear a guy say ‘sure’. Sure? What is that all about? The room is filled with steam and I can’t see anything. However, I hear someone sucking on someone’s dick. (Everyone knows the sound.). They apparently finish and leave together. After one more time of the same situation playing out, it was time to find my room. The entire scene was surreal.