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Funny As Fuck
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Gender Neutral / 38
Backyard Wrestling Match In Subway
All I wanted was to enjoy a nice lunch at Subway until a would be Toenail Sandwich Challenger exited the restroom in his underwear and started smelling his feet in the restaurant as a guy wearing all black and a SkI Mask known as Robb Banks came in and approached Foot Sniffer and started smelling Foot Sniffer's Feet grossing out everyone.
Robb Banks then took Foot Sniffer's Subway Sandwich as Foot Sniffer started chasing Robb Banks inside the restaurant as Rob Banks threw a sandwich at Foot Sniffer and Foot Sniffer threw a sandwich back at Robb Banks as both men started Wrestling inside of Subway.
Then Robb banks got a hold of Foot Sniffer's Underwear gave him a wedgie strong enough that ripped Foot Sniffer's underwear leaving him stomping around Naked in Subway as Robb Banks started marching around subway with Foot Sniffer's dirty underwear as I could see other patrons being grossed out by the antics of these backyard wrestlers treating Subway like a Wrestling Ring.
Then in comes Cowboy Carl wearing a Cowboy Hat, a Vest, No shirt underneath, bottomless chaps, no pants underneath, a thong, and cowboy boots as he went over to Rob Banks and put a stuffed horse toy between his legs and rode him across Subway shouting "HEEHAW."
Then in comes the Video Master with a bag full of VHS Tapes as he started hitting Robb Banks, Foot Sni9ffer, and Cowboy Carl with VHS Tapes and shouted "HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO" each time.
Then Videomaster then laid Cowboy Carl, Foot Sniffer, and Robb banks on top of a table then placed a chair on a table, climbed up and umped off the chair and did an elboy drop onto all 3 of the other idiots causing the table they were on to break and then a referee came in counted the pin.
The Referee raised The Videomaster's hand in victory as everyone in Subway applauded until Police Sirens were heard as the 4 backyard wrestlers and referee all made thier escape from Subway leaving nothing but chaos and a headache for everyone who works there.
Robb Banks then took Foot Sniffer's Subway Sandwich as Foot Sniffer started chasing Robb Banks inside the restaurant as Rob Banks threw a sandwich at Foot Sniffer and Foot Sniffer threw a sandwich back at Robb Banks as both men started Wrestling inside of Subway.
Then Robb banks got a hold of Foot Sniffer's Underwear gave him a wedgie strong enough that ripped Foot Sniffer's underwear leaving him stomping around Naked in Subway as Robb Banks started marching around subway with Foot Sniffer's dirty underwear as I could see other patrons being grossed out by the antics of these backyard wrestlers treating Subway like a Wrestling Ring.
Then in comes Cowboy Carl wearing a Cowboy Hat, a Vest, No shirt underneath, bottomless chaps, no pants underneath, a thong, and cowboy boots as he went over to Rob Banks and put a stuffed horse toy between his legs and rode him across Subway shouting "HEEHAW."
Then in comes the Video Master with a bag full of VHS Tapes as he started hitting Robb Banks, Foot Sni9ffer, and Cowboy Carl with VHS Tapes and shouted "HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO" each time.
Then Videomaster then laid Cowboy Carl, Foot Sniffer, and Robb banks on top of a table then placed a chair on a table, climbed up and umped off the chair and did an elboy drop onto all 3 of the other idiots causing the table they were on to break and then a referee came in counted the pin.
The Referee raised The Videomaster's hand in victory as everyone in Subway applauded until Police Sirens were heard as the 4 backyard wrestlers and referee all made thier escape from Subway leaving nothing but chaos and a headache for everyone who works there.
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