i cheated on my girlfriend and i agreed to let her punish me. she tied me up and managed to force 6 raw eggs up my butt saying i was a chicken for not telling the truth. she put them in small end first. to come out they would have to go big end first. 2 came out very painfully then the third one broke. i didn't want to go to the hospital. we got it all out with enemas made from pancake syrup to super lubricate my rectum and anus. i was stupid and am telling you not to let anyone do this to you.

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by Anonymous on Jan 1, 2006 at 3:08 AM

Dude if you used syrup for slickum you had more than a sore ass. Syrup is very sweet and would have given you the dammest case of the shits you ever had. But on the other hand I have put as many as 7 eggs in my ass, and made like a chicken on a nest.

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by Anonymous on Jan 1, 2006 at 3:24 AM

<B>Most recently I've noticed that all the "confessions" that begin with the lower case letter I, are hogwash. </B>

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by Anonymous on Mar 7, 2006 at 1:29 PM

how u figure that?

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