I'm training to be a cook. What's weird is that I started thinking about my Ex-boyfriends genitals. I started wondering how a good cook would serve them?I wondered how much they weighed, probably about 10 ounces.
They could be served as a ground meat pattie like maybe a swiss melt on toasted rye.
Or
I imagined stuffing his ball sac with whole garlic cloves and herbs, while his penis could be filled with ricotta cheeze. I'd slow roast it with a light olive oil baste and then disguise it with a creamy white sauce.
Or
I could deep fry his testicles, which would first be dipped in a beer batter. It would be so fun to serve them to his new girlfriend as oysters. I somehow imagine him watching her eating them, remarking how delicious they are. I imagine her digesting my delicious creations and then pooping them out as 100% pure crap.
That's my day dream but I'm not revengeful. Just wishing.
They could be served as a ground meat pattie like maybe a swiss melt on toasted rye.
Or
I imagined stuffing his ball sac with whole garlic cloves and herbs, while his penis could be filled with ricotta cheeze. I'd slow roast it with a light olive oil baste and then disguise it with a creamy white sauce.
Or
I could deep fry his testicles, which would first be dipped in a beer batter. It would be so fun to serve them to his new girlfriend as oysters. I somehow imagine him watching her eating them, remarking how delicious they are. I imagine her digesting my delicious creations and then pooping them out as 100% pure crap.
That's my day dream but I'm not revengeful. Just wishing.
