Edging In Mayonnaise

I recently found an awesome way of edging. After my girlfriend goes to work or she's sleeping. I get her squeeze bottle of mayo out and squeeze out all the air. Take off the lid and it will suck in my entire cock. I get so hard with the mayo squishing around my cock. I do this until I almost cum and then I stop and edge out alittle cum in the bottle. She has no idea that she's eating my cum on her food. Lastnite I did this and I almost blew my entire load in the bottle. I haven't got off for 3 weeks so my balls are full of milk and cum.