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Anything Goes
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Straight Male / 34
My First Ten
I hate clothes shopping with my wife. Long queues at the till, trying on hundreds of dresses only to buy the bloody first one she tried on! Crowds of people, just yuk!
Over the years, I’ve developed a silly game to make the experience more palatable. I grade women I see from one to ten; very sexiest I know. My good lady is an amazing-looking lady and a solid nine; you may now be thinking why not a ten? I’ve never graded a woman I’ve seen ten, ever. Had I ever seen the likes of Grace Kelly, Audrey Hepburn, Natalie Wood or if I saw Odette Annable, Margo Robbie or Gemma Arterton in the flesh, these are the only ladies I’ve ever thought of as being a ten.
Last Saturday, I was again playing the game whilst bored shopping. Loads of fives, sixes and the odd seven, then I saw a very beautiful lady. She was around five-six, five seven tall, with jet-black short hair, big brown eyes, and olive skin. She was out shopping with her partner and a small child. She was an amazingly sexy MILF. I couldn’t keep my eyes off her; she was just perfect. The lady was the nearest I’d ever seen to scoring the magical ten; alas, I finally decided on a very solid nine. I saw this lady and her family in three clothes shops; the last one proved quite magical. The kid was playing up and crying, so I heard this goddess ask her partner to take the kid to Mcdonald's as she needed to try on a few more dresses for the wedding. I’m assuming she was going to a wedding and needed a dress. Hubby and the crying kid then disappear and I lost sight of the flustered mother.
My wife then picked some clothes to try on, and I had the long walk to the changing room to tell her what she looked like in each article of clothing. Thankfully, this shop had a couple of easy chairs for customers, and I collapsed into one. I then saw my MILF muse go past me with a handful of dresses. I smiled at her, and she smiled back. I went to a nine-point five score; she had an amazing smile.
The goddess then goes into the first changing room; I knew this, as there was a mirror on the wall opposite the changing room. I saw in the mirror as she disappeared behind the changing room curtain. The wife then comes out in her first outfit, “knock out look darling”. The goddess then opens the curtain and has a look in the full-length mirror opposite the changing room. She looked fanfuckingtastic in a pink and blue dress that accentuated her, unseen until now, huge boobs. OK, I thought, nine point seven five!! I watched her disappear behind the curtain; however, this time, she left the curtain slightly open, and I could see the mirror actually in the changing room through the larger mirror opposite it. My heart started beating as I watched her take the dress off. Her bare tits appeared, and I couldn’t breathe; they must have been D or DD with massive dark nipples. The dress then comes completely off, and she’s standing in white lacy knickers, a little cute tummy and topless. I was in heaven. She also turns around to get another dress and displays her ass that must have been carved by angels. Massive plump ass cheeks, with her knickers disappearing up her ass crack. Heart thundering in my chest, my wife emerges with new jeans, “knockout, you look fab”.
The goddess then comes out with a blue dress, which looked great. Again, she leaves the curtain slightly open, and through the two mirrors, I watch her again strip down to her knickers; this time, she puts on a bra and another dress. This one she didn’t like and was immediately taken off along with the bra. Olive thighs, white knickers, and I’m sure I saw a dark shadow around the crotch, but maybe that was my imagination.My wife then comes out, and all the clothes are to be purchased, and we leave. I felt like I was being pulled out of paradise or away from my favourite meal. It took me a couple of hours to calm down; however, In the end, I awarded that beautiful lady my first ever ten.
Over the years, I’ve developed a silly game to make the experience more palatable. I grade women I see from one to ten; very sexiest I know. My good lady is an amazing-looking lady and a solid nine; you may now be thinking why not a ten? I’ve never graded a woman I’ve seen ten, ever. Had I ever seen the likes of Grace Kelly, Audrey Hepburn, Natalie Wood or if I saw Odette Annable, Margo Robbie or Gemma Arterton in the flesh, these are the only ladies I’ve ever thought of as being a ten.
Last Saturday, I was again playing the game whilst bored shopping. Loads of fives, sixes and the odd seven, then I saw a very beautiful lady. She was around five-six, five seven tall, with jet-black short hair, big brown eyes, and olive skin. She was out shopping with her partner and a small child. She was an amazingly sexy MILF. I couldn’t keep my eyes off her; she was just perfect. The lady was the nearest I’d ever seen to scoring the magical ten; alas, I finally decided on a very solid nine. I saw this lady and her family in three clothes shops; the last one proved quite magical. The kid was playing up and crying, so I heard this goddess ask her partner to take the kid to Mcdonald's as she needed to try on a few more dresses for the wedding. I’m assuming she was going to a wedding and needed a dress. Hubby and the crying kid then disappear and I lost sight of the flustered mother.
My wife then picked some clothes to try on, and I had the long walk to the changing room to tell her what she looked like in each article of clothing. Thankfully, this shop had a couple of easy chairs for customers, and I collapsed into one. I then saw my MILF muse go past me with a handful of dresses. I smiled at her, and she smiled back. I went to a nine-point five score; she had an amazing smile.
The goddess then goes into the first changing room; I knew this, as there was a mirror on the wall opposite the changing room. I saw in the mirror as she disappeared behind the changing room curtain. The wife then comes out in her first outfit, “knock out look darling”. The goddess then opens the curtain and has a look in the full-length mirror opposite the changing room. She looked fanfuckingtastic in a pink and blue dress that accentuated her, unseen until now, huge boobs. OK, I thought, nine point seven five!! I watched her disappear behind the curtain; however, this time, she left the curtain slightly open, and I could see the mirror actually in the changing room through the larger mirror opposite it. My heart started beating as I watched her take the dress off. Her bare tits appeared, and I couldn’t breathe; they must have been D or DD with massive dark nipples. The dress then comes completely off, and she’s standing in white lacy knickers, a little cute tummy and topless. I was in heaven. She also turns around to get another dress and displays her ass that must have been carved by angels. Massive plump ass cheeks, with her knickers disappearing up her ass crack. Heart thundering in my chest, my wife emerges with new jeans, “knockout, you look fab”.
The goddess then comes out with a blue dress, which looked great. Again, she leaves the curtain slightly open, and through the two mirrors, I watch her again strip down to her knickers; this time, she puts on a bra and another dress. This one she didn’t like and was immediately taken off along with the bra. Olive thighs, white knickers, and I’m sure I saw a dark shadow around the crotch, but maybe that was my imagination.My wife then comes out, and all the clothes are to be purchased, and we leave. I felt like I was being pulled out of paradise or away from my favourite meal. It took me a couple of hours to calm down; however, In the end, I awarded that beautiful lady my first ever ten.
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