My parents recently threw out this fucking couch because it was dirty beyond recognition. They wondered about how it got that way, but here is the truth. My older brother has all this fucking porno and I'm always borrowing it and watching it and then jerking off and wiping it on the cushion. I do this shit on Friday nights when everyone is away. Now we are getting a new couch that probably cost a few hundred fucking dollars and I don't even give a shit. One time I invited a buddy over and we both jerked off together and wiped our cum on the couch. It was really awsome. I love beating my meat with a buddy. I told him about the new couch and how we are going to have to break it in so he's going to come over next Friday so we can jerk off together and watch porn. I can't fucking wait.