Well, my girlfriend and I started growing closer together, and one time we were making out, and I started to unbuckle her pants, and she let me, so I started licking all over, and stuff, and finally got down to it. After about a half hour, she started to orgasm, and she wanted to see me dick, and I guess give it a blow job, so I agreed. I mean, it's 5 inches, so I wasn't ashamed about size or anything, but I am uncircumcised and hadn't showered in a few days, cause I was busy, but I didn't think it would be a problem, but when she was about to put it in her mouth, she started stroking it, and realized it was uncircumcised, then SNIFFED IT, and told me it smelled like Hickory Farms cheese, then said "I'm NOT getting near that 'thing' ". So, yeah, it was really embarassing, but to make it worse, the following week at school, all of her friends, at lunch, would bring me cheese from their sandwiches, and then laugh.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 2, 2006 at 1:47 PM

Too busy to take a shower with an uncut dick.... Your just a lazy ass and it serves you right that she left. Suggest you get that rotten cheesy thing snipped.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 2, 2006 at 3:44 PM

Even if you don't shower, you can wash it in the sink!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 2, 2006 at 9:04 PM

I'm the original poster, and I didn't want to kill the moment, by saying "First, I have to take a shower girl". or put it in the sink, where it would get cold.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 2, 2006 at 10:04 PM

well maybe you learned your lesson; start washing that thing EVERY day.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 6, 2006 at 12:57 PM

You already posted this one board up. Spend less time here and more with some soap.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 18, 2006 at 11:54 PM

well, that was really bitchy of her to say something rude like that, but seriously, thats kinda gross that you hadnt showered in days. eww.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 4, 2006 at 10:56 PM

first of all! HOW CAN YOU BE TO BUSY TO SHOWER???? and if i got near a dick and it smelled like cheese i would say the same damn thing!ewww

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