Why would I want to?
count me in on that, was in LA on business, where my mother in law lives, she was all down in the dumps because she did not have a date to some fancy event and I volunteered to go as her date, which she loved the idea of, but made me promise that no one know I was her son in law, I was 35 at the time and she was about 61 or 62. Well a tuxedo, sexy cocktail dress and lots of boos, and then putting on a little show of kissing and touching so her friends could see, started both our engines. We ended up getting a room at the hotel where the event was and fucked like crazy, only to wake up in the morning with her in tears for what she had done. Never happened again, but a night I will never forget