I DON'T MIND... BUT

I have a life long friend who just loves to come over to me and ejaculate all over my face. I don't really mind in fact I love it. I love it when he grabs my head with his big hand and turns me into the line of fire. I love the sensation of being used as a spunk target. I really love the taste of his man seed, yum! I don't even mind when his cum gets in to my eyes although it stings. One time he got really angry, he made me wank his cock and as I felt him twitch I engulfed it with my mouth, swallowed some and got decorated by the rest. i just wish he'd take away my masculinity and breed me. How can I achieve this?