Jumped The Neighbor Lady.

So I leave my house and I drive down to the corner and there's this car stopped with the hood up. I get out and recognize the neighbor lady from a few doors down the street. I had never met her, but we had exchanged waves a few times driving by when she was doing yardwork. I've never seen a guy around so she's got to be single. She's bent over looking at the engine and she says she thinks it's the battery. So as I stick my head under the hood alongside her, I notice her braless boobs are visible down the front of her shirt. She's a 30 something redhead and had these hard pink nipples.

I'm wiggling the cables around and trying not to be obvious while checking out her boobs and making small talk. I get out the jumper cables from my trunk and as I'm hooking them up, she's leaning in across the fender and I know she knows, I'm checking her boobs out.

So she hops in her car and cranks the engine and it fires right up. I put the jumper cables away and as I climb in my car, she comes running back to me and opens her purse and leans in the window and tells me she wants to pay me for jumping her. I'm looking at her big hard nipples and then look at her and she's just grinning at me.

I tell her I don't want any money, I just wanted to be a good neighbor. She looks down at her chest and looks at me and says " I'm Connie, why don't you stop by for coffee some morning" I give her a wink and tell her I'd love to.

I'm off on Wednesday, and I'll be stopping by for coffee and hoping I'll get to really jump her. LMAO.