Ooops

I had the most embarrassing moment the other night. I am on a first date and we started to get intimate. As he starts to fuck me, I can feel my stomach gurgling. I tried so hard to control it, but being fucked doggie style I couldn’t do anything. I literally farted on this man. My head hit the bed in deep humiliation and embarrassment. I told him we had to stop. We did, I got dressed and left. I blocked him as fast I could get in my car.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 6, 2023 at 4:24 AM

I know the feeling. After a night of eating Tex-Mex, I farted so hard I shot my 4 inch jade butt plug thru the BR window onto my neighbors yard. I had to fight off his dog to retrieve it in the middle of the night. ( Cost us $400 to replace the window) Granny DD

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 6, 2023 at 10:03 AM

Don’t be embarrassed, probably happens to more people than you think. I was going down on my current gf during our 5th or 6th intimate encounter and she came so hard she farted. Yup, my face was still down there. She was so embarrassed but I just rolled with it said “hush little one, you’re next”. That made her laugh and eased her embarrassment. It’s not like I am into that thing, but hey, it’s a normal bodily function and stuff happens. I have been sworn to never tell a soul. Oops.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 6, 2023 at 10:11 AM

It was not my finest or proudest moment. One that I will never forget!

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