I am a male human being. How about humping me.
My wife is normally a pillow humper, but she's done the nasty to her teddy bears by humping their noses from time to time. She's currently humping a froggy bean bag -- before she's all lubed up to hump me!
When I was a teenager I used to fuck my Cabage Patch Kids faces...the plastic face made me cum pretty fast.
I used to hold a banana between the bear's legs and suck, lick and kiss the banana.
Does that work for fat people? lol, i know that sounds weird but ive always been curious about it.
I need to try the banana thing, I do that 2 but I like 2 read sex stories....and look at somethings on the internet! So wat kind of stories do ya'll like 2 read?